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I am so many types of bitches, I’ve lost count.
Max Black, 2 Broke Girls, 1x09 ‘And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving’ (via spotthemagicdragon)
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We have nothing in common. I wear knit hats when it’s cold out, you wear knit hats because of Coldplay. You have tattoos to piss of your dad, my dad doesn’t know he’s my dad.
Max Black; 2 Broke Girls (via nevermindtheb0ll0cks)
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2 Broke Girls giving me Maxoline feels.
Max: I French-fried my phone. What else can I do? I mean, really, it's technology's fault. It is turning us against each other! Caroline, I swear. I will never accidentally say anything about you again that I never meant.
Caroline: I have to get ready for work, it's fine.
Max: stop saying that, please stop saying it's fine! Fine doesn't mean fine. The scale goes: great, good, okay, not okay, I hate you, fine. If fine meant fine that'd be great, but it doesn't, okay?!
Caroline: You're right, It's not fine. It's sucks, I'm hurt. You're the one person I care most about.
Max: No, you are the one person I care most about!
Caroline: Well, right now, it doesn't feel that way.
Max: It has to feel that way! You are my best friend, Caroline. I love you! ... Oh my god, now I'm really gonna throw up.
Caroline: Max, is that the first time you said, 'I love you'?
Max: Don't look at me, I'm embarrassed... Now what do we do?
Caroline: so you're not sick of me?
Max: you are the only person in the entire world I am not sick of.
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YOU’RE SO SMALL THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE A LADYBUG AND A TATER TOT
Caroline Channing to Han Lee in 2 Broke Girls (via serlouisly)
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"We don’t discriminate and so I love that there’s a sexual thing between them. They’re both hot and smart and sexy and we laugh about it a lot that [Max] is kind of a dude and Caroline is such a girlie girl. We always envision it as a romantic comedy between two girls; always wrote it like that. There’s no real male love interest in the show. We had one but we took him off because it was so much less sexy. We kind of see Max as the guy — she has a man’s name — and [Caroline] as the girl, so we always envision them as sort of in a relationship."
Whitney Cummings - Executive Producer of Two Broke Girls (via backstagesexrampage)
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Max, when I die, I don’t care who else is at my funeral, as long as you’re there.
-Caroline Channing (via wilderthanwilde)
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You really do make a lovely bride.
Caroline Channing to her future wife, Max Black. (via teamvalkyrie)