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A slut for the duality of man

@maxe-murderer / maxe-murderer.tumblr.com

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Dental Emergency!

Hey guys, so my dentist fucked up my teeth and I gotta pay to fix it. A crown I had to get put in (because a filing fell out within a year) fell out in less than a month.

Anything would help. Commissions are open. I do digital art I just haven't done a lot recently, but here are some examples of my recent work.

I do character design (especially for DnD), creature design, costume design, headshots, etc. I've got an original alien species I'm making if you're interested in getting a character of one of those. If you have questions about what I will or won't do please feel free to dm me

Reblogging because it turns out the problem is worse than originally thought!

I work 3 jobs while being a full-time student and am gonna have to find time to pick up some more hours to cover this. I don't like needing to ask but seriously, anything would help <3

Update: It Got Worse - Emergency

So the temporary fix they put in fell out in under 8 hours. This is after an urgent care visit that I had to pay for and x-rays that I'm gonna have to pay for. I'm going to need a crown put in at the very least - most likely will need a root canal as well, and there's a solid chance it will have to be a bridge or full implant - and my insurance isn't going to cover enough of it.

Gonna open up commissions for cheap headshots

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I think people need to be more comfortable with illegalism and I’m not kidding. Of course the more legal something is, the safer and easier it is to do, but the more people who disregard the law, the harder it is to enforce. There are plenty of laws on the books that people just ignore and are never or rarely policed.

Becoming more comfortable with little illegal activities makes you more comfortable with bigger more important illegal activities. Additionally, it is crucial to build a wall of silence. Nobody talks everybody walks.

People who give out food without a permit, hold a march without a permit, grow a garden without a permit, are more likely to be people you could turn to to work with on preventing an eviction, or keeping people out of cop hands, or helping your friend Jane get crucial healthcare when it’s not legal in your state.

Communities comfortable with these acts won’t call the cops, and then nobody knows that it’s happening.

People have got to shift from both the idea that lawful = good/ illegal = bad, and that the illegality of something means that’s the end of it, and the only fight left is to make it legal again.

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Had a dream last night that I found a piece of tma fanart where Jon had fallen asleep at his desk and ghost!Tim took his glasses off for him and ghost!Sasha was like rubbing his shoulder and the caption said 'little did he know, Jon had two guardian angels' and I was bawling my fucking eyes out

Then I woke up and it wasn't real and now I'm Sad

hey op, do i have some good news for you

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orcboxer

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

experiencing microaggressions apparently

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boxheadpaint

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

Oh My God Damn

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twocubes

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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eebie

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

geologists talking about shield volcanoes

i love you. this post is only about shield volcanoes 🌋 now. everyone else fuck of❌

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