Oh, Poor Maul. All He Ever Wanted Was A Friend.

His name's Pi.

• smol college kid. how does he make all that rage inside him fit
• the fact that he says like two sentences in a row and suddenly all people remember of him is that he’s a soliloquizing thespian that growls a lot. of all the ways to flanderize a character that has to be best way
• the backflip he does for no reason
• his spinning & little leg movements for even less reason
• he must have asked sidious before he went to that hangar if this was the part where we start kicking
• the experimental boop at the force field with his lightsaber
• his dental care routine inexplicably improves as he ages despite spending like a decade in isolation twice
• he chafes sparks off the floor with his saber at obi-wan while obi-wan’s dangling there purely to be petty
• if you’ve read any of his comics you can hear the massive monologue inside his head, unintelligible, but definitely there
• look me in the eye and tell me he doesn’t look like a cat: