Was asked once for the Kuzamaru fankid design and couldn’t stop at just ONE Nori + the nightly family sleeping arrangement
Twitter oomf asked for kuzamaru breast feeding so. Sip sip amirite
Sexual themes
ok so? My computer decided to start working again and now I have internet???? I don’t understand it or what’s going on but might as well dump the stuff I’ve been working on out now in case I don’t get the chance again
SO here’s an unsatisfactory Javert chillin, a redraw of a pregnant!Enjolras picture I did months ago, what appears to be a self portrait in my Stitch Onesie (which I think was me testing our new brushes idek) and an unfinished Courftaire that just wouldn’t work with me.
Idk they should all have their own post probably but whatever whatever
Was Enj one of those people who recorded videos of Jean-Claude moving around before he was born?
prooobably not. tbh I think that Enjolras enjoyed feeling Jean-Claude doing his squirmy-wormy in the womb, but most of the time it would sort of freak him out to look down and OH THERE’S A HAND PUSHING AT MY STOMACH WHAT THE HELL.
The other Amis get a kick outta it though (Pun intended). They like put their hands on E’s tummy and whoever makes contact with the baby first wins
what if, after Enjolras' small citizen is born, Feuilly decides to do the same thing? because ae's always wanted a family, but it seemed so impossible and daunting when Feuilly was all by aerself, but now aer knows the kid would have a ton of aunts and uncles and the biggest happiest family to dote on them (everything Feuilly never had but wanted for aer's own kid). So aer finds a surrogate (maybe someone cool from work? it would have been Marius but he's with Cosette now so no. (1/2)
(2/2) or whoever else really.) And when the kid is born, everyone chips in so that Feuilly can afford to take a few months off work and stay with the baby. And the kids ends up growing up with Enjolras’s little citizen as an older sibling and they’re super cute, but also get into so much trouble, oh my god. (I’m sorry I always wanted this kind of AU!)
Ooooh my god this is everything I’ve ever wanted ever
And just imagine Enjolras introducing the babs:
(Don’t worry he’ll warm up to her)
What will his child be like?
Ornery. Mildly neurotic and highly inclined to give his opinion even when he’s not asked. Stubborn as all get-go and doesn’t smile easily, but still very affectionate with his family and friends, prone to try and make the ones around him happy, though he doesn’t show it on his face. When he does smile, it looks exaggerated and fake but it’s not, he’s just so happy he can’t hold it all in a normal smile.
What is Enjolras like as a parent?
Veeeery much a new perant; has no idea what he’s doing, reads a lot of baby books and goes to every class he can, is a little bit always frazzled. But luckily he was that way before and he never was much of a sleeper so he can run perfectly well off of three hours of interrupted sleep. He loves his child more than anything in the world and would do anything for him, even if he has no idea what he’s doing
Jean trying to convince Enj to get Jean-Claude a coffin-crib he found online
Ok for like a hot minute I thought you were talking about Valjean and I was like. Why would Valjean want this. What would be the driving force behind Valjean thinking that was a good idea. Is Valjean a closet goth. Does Valjean secretly have the fingerless gloves and faux-antique choker with the black lace. Does he have the dark purple lipstick and read Horror Romances.
But then I realized u meant Prouvaire and that made more sense
who is the child's other parent
I’m gonna endeavor to keep the other parent’s identity up in the air because I don’t really wanna focus on it?And I think the pregnancy concept is so broad that people who don’t ship what I ship may want to relate to it too without having their own interpretations glazed over? If that makes sense???
I do have my own ideas and stuff and there will be some hinting on it but I don’t think I’ll get into them unless explicitly stated or if I reeeeaaaallly wanna explore it. I guess for now it’s just gonna be stated that it’s someone Enjolras knows and trusts, but was asked not to be involved in a paternal way so it’s not horribly touched upon
Omg the first time Javery has to watch over the baby for an extended period of time and he's like "What do I do with a small human baby how do I even."
I’m gonna take a guess and say u meant to hit the t and hit the y right next to it. Savory Javery.
Anyways due to some previously made agreements, Javert tries to stay respectably clear of the whole situation and Enjolras tries to make it as easy on them all by not having Javert alone with Jean-Claude if possible. It doesn't always work, mostly because they run in the same areas with similar crowds (Cosette and Valjean and stuff/The Amis being VERY acquainted with the police’s holding cells), but they do try to get some distance, as decided upon.
I see Bossuet and Joly trying to operate diapers and raise U Bahorel burritoing the doll w a y too tightly
“BAHOREL THAT’S TOO TIGHT HOW WILL THE BABY MOvE”
“It’ll get him to work his muscles. He’ll be one ripped baby-”
“YOU’RE GOING TO KILL MY CHILD”
Pls imagine Bahoral FINALLY getting it right and just footballing the doll in victory into the ground. Feuilly high-fives him. Enjolras swears never to let either of them babysit
oh my god idk how I missed U answering my pregnant Enj ask but I did and im sorry bc that was beautiful pls tell me more about pregnant Enj does he solicit foot rubs from all the amis
YES he pretends he isn’t but Enjolras is a v needy pregnant man. He gets sort of grumpy (Well, MORE grumpy) and his feet always hurt and he won’t lie he likes being pregnant in some ways but in others (dysphoria majorly included) he can’t believe he put himself through it all.
So yeah the Amis try to help out as much as they can; foot massages, carrying really heavy stuff, trying to keep Enjolras away from caffeine. The doctors told E that he should not exert himself too much, which means no grand speeches and energetic protests…which he ignores, so the Amis just make sure he doesn’t go TOO overboard and if he gets arrested it’s almost always Javert who takes him in and tries to see if there's any way to not have him overnight or handled roughly because he quietly cares even when he’s not supposed to technically
Omfg I just imagined: The Amis going to Lamaze/Parenting classes with E. Each week is a different Amis with him and the other parents are like ?????????????????
Enjorlas' baby is born with a glorious mane of blonde hair.
Ok but what about instead:
headcanon/question: after Enj has his lil bun human who of Les Amis is the next to get super clucky and somehow aquire a small human of their own? (I know the obvious answer is Cosette and Marius, but BEYOND that, who would be the next to bring in a new Small Citizen for the cause?)
COURFEYRAC. that man wants a small bun he spends so much with Jean-Claude (I’ve decided that is the name of Enj’s baby HA) being the best uncle that he’s like “I wANT ONE OMFG ”
Oh look Enjolras found his favorite shirt in the Maternity Section
Hey, gotta Start them off right early.
(Just so you know Pregnant!Enjolras will be all I will be talking about atm I love this AU too much help)
Also the first time Javert holds the baby he's just like "What. I. This human is too small. Who. Why is this." but as soon as someone's like "You don't have to hold them if you don't want to" he's like "No. My turn for hugs. I have at least another twenty minutes. Leave"
He wants them to leave so they don’t realize he started crying when the baby reached up and touched his chin
And he did. He started cryin and he had no idea why and he was super uncomfortable and emotional and hE ISN’T SURE WHAT HE’S FEELING BUT HE WANTS TO PRETEND HE DIDN’T BUT IT’S TOO LATE