MatterCoil

It's them, the Five Guys

very beautiful

very powerful

Pope Michael (2010) dir. Adam Fairholm

Wait i looked this up and its real? 😭

the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade

like you gotta include eris because its quite literally more massive than pluto, and i could keep listing bad bitches like haumea and quaoar but the important part is that many of these are extremely far away, and thus aren't actually verified to be round and are only potential dwarf planets, many don't even have names and since we were so lucky to catch Sedna on its most recent flyby there is no upper bound to how many there could be.

and ceres of course, can't forget ceres, and also pallas and hygiea if we're being honest with ourselves.

and chariklo! did any of you know about chariklo? it's neither a planet nor a dwarf planet, it's a centaur. it has an unstable orbit crossing both jupiter and uranus AND it has rings. what a cool object whose properties wouldn't be apparent if it didn't have a category to itself! maybe we should make a distinction between planets who can and cannot subsume the vast majority of the mass in its orbit too

maybe thats why i get kinda upset at this particular soundbyte, like it implies that non-celestial objects that aren't planets are un-noteworthy or insignificant. and lemme tell you, they'd be so much more insignificant if they were lumped in together as fifty or so unconfirmed maybe planets. just get a solar system special interest, it's free

I'm a simple man. If it spawned a Resurrection Beast when John Gaius murdered its worldsoul, it's a planet.

My standard has always been if there's a Sailor Senshi for it, then it's a planet.

And yes, that means I count our moon, and all those asteroids, and even a "chibi-chibi", whatever the fuck that is, as a planet. I'm committed to the bit now.

This!. It’s not about science it’s about her

no it's about science

no it’s about the Keeper of the Door of Space and Time and the Guardian of the Underworld

i hate you

You aren't seeing the bigger picture: *you can make a sailor scout out of anything and it'll be a planet*

no you can't, what the fuck are you talking about

got read to filth last night

found family? no, MADE family. CREATED family. i built this catastrophe brick by brick and none of you can leave

@funnier-as-a-system

do we fuck with the Spoke (sprite and coke)

there are divine wonders in my Spoke

painted the divine wonders in your spoke, boss! o7

OH MY GOD

When you’re hit with those end of semester assignments

tf2 heritage post

Our first victory against trump!

Time to start celebrating ALL the small wins, because EVERY win means a lot, and every win helps us fight for the next one!

Okay, so yes, Desert Duo are friends again, Mumbo is dead, canary curse is over, blah blah blah-

But can we talk about how much effort has been put into this series? We've got people shrinking and growing in the first episode. Not being able to eat foods and having to look for other things instead in the second.

And then we have the snails? Which hung people down? And all match the person they're hunting? And got custom names? Aaand they also have animations?

Then we got the speeding up thing, which starts off slow as all hell in the fourth one

And then the Triviabot????????? Which needed a team of people for the questions + answers. Who has its own soundtrack? And voicelines? And animations? And its own snail?

Im?

There's so much effort!!! This is so cool!!! :D

That is actually diabolical. Grian confirmed funniest man alive

“the habsburgs weren’t even that inbred” uh yes they were, why is this discourse it’s just a scientific fact

I listened to a podcast episode about the Habsburgs, and the guest expert said that Charles II’s DNA reads as being a product of two parents who are closer than brother and sister.

“Eight generations should contain 254 different ancestors. Charles II’s has 82. This is what we might refer to as ‘suboptimal.’”

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

You ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging an incredibly high resolution bat at an impossibly busty hornet’s nest?

Thats actually really cool

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol

a company's worst nightmare is when you are friends with your coworkers

IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO BEFRIEND YOUR COWORKERS

hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.

i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.

You can get mifepristone by mail. It works, and it's safe.