Attach a relevant xkcd to your academic paper.
meow profusely instead of saying μ
Assume someone has been familiar with the derivative since their "early childhood".
Do a bit of fraction cancellation on those there pronouns (she/her -> s/r).
Feel really bad when marking first years' homeworks because you have to take of lots of marks for not being rigorous in their methods
Lög on to Tumblr to look at memes and end up thinking about maths.
Go to grad school to get a gender neutral honorific.
Try to find anything to do with calculus in the complex plane that isn't named after Cauchy.
Forcibly expand the observable universe to properly write out Graham's Number in digital form.
Treat dy/dx as a fraction.
Cry over those Fermat primes.
Take a different path and see if your integral changes.
Solve the finite case first. Actually solve it. Put it in writing.
Become slightly curious about Pythagorean philosophy but never get around to looking it up.
Define a metric space and fend off angry Americans who hate the metric system.
trick XOR treat!
You get: OEIS sequence A007556: "Number of 8-ary trees with n vertices".
1, 1, 8, 92, 1240, 18278, 285384, 4638348, 77652024, 1329890705, ...
Trick or Treat!
You get: OEIS sequence A004169: "Values of m for which a regular polygon with m sides cannot be constructed with ruler and compass".
7, 9, 11, 13, 14, 18, 19, 21, 22, 23, ...