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I just realised where Kylo got his name from:

Ky = sKYwalker

Lo = soLO

Ren = literally just his birth name with an R

which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right

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taiey

literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme

2nd two letters of your mother’s last name Last two letters of your father’s last name

1st three letters of your name but with an R

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mmelolabelle

But what if Anakin isn’t ignoring Kylo Ren?  What if that great pull Kylo feels towards the Light is Anakin Skywalker desperately trying to save his grandson from his own fate, the way his wife and son tried to save him?

what if Anakin is literally constantly standing behind Kylo Ren, sputtering with ghostly frustration, going, “No! No! No! Do not do that! Do NOT do that! oh for fuck’s sake.”

This is almost certainly what is actually happening.

“Ben if you skewer my son-in-law with that lightsaber then SO HELP ME”

“Ben Solo your mother is blaming me for this, get your ass home and apologize now or I swear-”

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3fluffies

And Yoda and Obi-wan are watching, shaking their heads. “Now you know how we felt,” Obi-wan says.

Yoda agrees: “A bitch, karma is.”

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cywscross

I love this. So many people can just totally see Anakin trying to strangle Ben from the afterlife.

I love this idea so much

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senatorgana

The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

This video gave me life

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ekjohnston

Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.

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thegrayship

tiny padme: *reaches for darth fucking vader’s hand and kisses it like nothing’s unusual*

vader: *looks into the camera like he’s in the office*

Her name is Lane! She’s a style ICON and I want to be her when I grow up. Here is her instagram

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yamisnuffles

Vader’s pun in Rogue One felt like A Bit Much. Then I remembered the novelization of RotS and one of the newly minted Vader’s first scenes. The entire time he’s slaughtering the surviving Separatist leaders, the dialogue is peppered with things like this:

“Please, I’ll give you anything. Anything you want!” The blade flashed twice; Tambor’s arms fell to the floor, followed by his head. “Thank you.”

And this unbelievable gold:

“We were promised a reward,” she gasped. “A h-h-handsome reward-” “I am your reward,” the Sith Lord said. “You don’t find me handsome?”

And perhaps my favorite, because please:

“The war is over- Lord Sidious promised- he promised we would be left in peace…” “His transmission was garbled.” The blade came up. “He promised you would be left in pieces.”
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