ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

Was watching a k-drama recently where a phrase was captioned

weak for winter cold

And I was all *nods*

my gay ass in any situation: i cannot FUCKING count

shoutout to all the closeted kids who have to spend the holiday with homophobic relatives

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

whew thanks!!!

300-year-old Chinese abacus ring was used during the Qing Dynasty to help traders. Source.

[18th century Chinese teenager voice] Haha and teachers said we wouldn’t have a calculator with us everywhere we go

i'm a Heterosexual.

haha april fools!!!!!!! could you imagine if i was really straight. gross!! no offense to them. i respect the heterosexuals’ life decision i just am not one !!!!! 100% Not Hetero Here!!! haha

i have been feeling really great recently !!!

april fools im dead inside

you know sometimes it shocks me too but google really is free and it’s right there in your hands

I love that this post is both a really wide-eyed appreciation for the amazing time we live in and a really sarcastic passive-aggressive way to tell people to just fucking google shit

This post feels like my heart

Lawful Good

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone!

and you know what, shout out to people who don’t have any good friends irl either. i know it seems lonely right now but it won’t be forever there is a friend out there for you! i believe in you!