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Rowling really can’t help herself, huh

I saw YouTube comments that were like “smh everything’s racist now” and I just.

It’s not that the woman chosen to play the snake is Asian. It’s that the snake was a cursed person at all. And that her being Asian has weird, racist symbolism regardless of race, is incredibly misogynistic, doesn’t make sense with the other facts we have about the character, and is just piling on to the other various ret conning bullshit jkr has pulled. AND that jkr defended the choice to make the woman Asian without addressing any of the concerns actual Asian women have about the symbolism that yields. jkr likes to be fake woke and retcon more diversity into her books, but force it in somewhere that just shows how little she actually cares about representing characters in a decent way.

im right and you know it

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

This is the purest post i’ve ever seen

Wouldn’t it be fun to single handedly wreck the economy

My dad just saw I had written 2 fics and now he wants to read them help how do i explain I wrote about two real men in a romantic relationship without it being too weird what

This reminds me of how my family found out about my dnp obsession.. it started when i knitted a copy of the dnp japan sweater (bc i wanted it to be wool so i could use it in winter). When i first wore it my mom asked me what the japanese signs said, i panicked and said it was my own name bc i didnt want to explain why i had made a sweater with “dan and phil” on it. I thought i got out of it but she then insisted on taking a photo (i thought it was just for her so said ok) but she sent it to our EXTENDED FAMILY (all my aunts and grandparents) with the caption “guess what it means”… lots of guesses came in but i was in too deep at that point, i just hoped no one would try to translate it and told them it was my own name too. problem was that one of my aunts knows a little japanese and she said she didnt understand it all but she was pretty sure i did it wrong bc none of the letters were right… then my grandma started asking if i had a boyfriend because of the “boy and girl enjoying the sunset”. I told her it was supposed to be cherry blossoms and it wasnt a boy and a girl but two boys, but she kept asking questions and at that point i just had to fess up and explain that i lied about whole thing and showed everyone a pic of the original sweater and explained who dnp are and it was the worst thing ever…

In short dont do what i did, dont lie just tell the truth its bad but so much worse than telling the truth after a spiral of lies (obviously depends on the situation this was just my stupid family)

Ohman I’m sorry things went that way, I imagine that way too well. I mean, my dad already knows it’s about dnp and he knows about my dnp obsession as you said (to an extent) and I’m… not sure I want him to know all about it tbh

My sister told my mom I used to write fanfiction and I just straight up told her I wasn't comfortable sharing my writing with her. I published under a pseudonym cause I didn't want people who knew me to read it. So just tell him you don't really want him to?

Lawful Good

Beirut, lebanon 🇱🇧

this is like a painting in motion

thanks walmart

I’m so ace that I walked into class and everyones GPA rose 2 points