Pretty Little Thing

Pretty Little Thing

Pretty Little Thing

Okay, this REALLY got away from me. Based on THIS PROMPT from @fat-zygerrian. I think you intended this to be short and funny and sweet but uhh… my hand slipped? 

A side note: Holly requested that Rose be included in this, so for those of you who aren’t familiar with him, Rose is an OC. This story does NOT take place in the same universe as BAON or WBIT, he’s just here and vibing and ready to get laid. 

Anyway. Take this you heathens. 

Ships: 501st x Reader (I said what I said) Rating: VERY, VERY EXPLICIT (if I catch a minor on this, you’re getting blocked) Word Count: 8.3k of straight up p0rn Warnings: Mild predator/prey dynamics, overt sub/dom themes, Semi-public sex, bathroom sex, unprotected piv, oral sex (male and female receiving), bondage, voyeurism, tittyfucking a fucking seven or eight way? Nine way? I lost count? Drug use. Blindfolding. A whole host of other shit whew.

Song Used: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a06MpBob08E

Oh my GODoh myfgogd???¡

when Kix-

and when Jesse-

and then when REX-

Ro! OMG OMG OMG

Yes please, they way all of them are watching the reader *melts into a puddle*

Argh, the bathroom scene, making Tup watch, I can’t even…

And throwing in Rose to the mix! Yes, please!

You said it was 8k of pure p0rn…It is more like 8k of fantastic smut 

Lads what if I wrote another one of these but it’s a bunch of officers? Fox, wolffe, cody, Rex, Bly, etc.

The way i just audibly gasped!!!!!!

Christmas in Coconut Creek

Chapter One - Flight Club

My Masterlist

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It was snowing in Portland in December. Go figure.

You dragged the wheels of your one hard shelled suitcase out of the pile of slush the Uber driver had dropped it in carelessly; right before he left you in a puff of exhaust to fend for yourself at the airline terminal. You wouldn’t miss this. No, for three weeks you were ice and shit-stained-snow free — you couldn’t hardly wait to trade the Sorel boots for strappy sandals. You’d even strategically layered your clothing for the climate change: t-shirt, zip up, baggy old Ducks sweatshirt that you’d acquired from an ex-boyfriend, a beanie that could be easily stuffed into the pocket of your carry on, your least thick pair of black leggings— all of it ready to be removed at the touch down on a tarmac.

This vacation was exactly what you needed. A reset and reinvigorate before the new year so that you could start 2022 off with a new outlook on life. God knew these last two years had been like ripping wax off a labia, (which you had done two days prior, by the way) and Christmas in Oregon just wasn’t the same as it used to be.

EEE yay i was so excited for this!! ❤️❤️

Can’t wait to see where it goes

No Strings Attached: Chapter 4

Bloody Mary

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Pairing: Wolffe x Fem!Reader (she/her pronouns used) Word Count: 4.9k Series Rating: Explicit (18+ only) Chapter Summary: The issue of fights at 79's comes to a head, but not without some harsh words and even harsher truths. Chapter Warnings: alcohol, blood (bloody nose), canon-typical violence (bar fight), angst, hurt no comfort A/N: big thanks to @penguinkiwi for letting me borrow their OC Stun! look, you may think i have control over this story, but there is no stopping an angsty subplot once it takes root in your brain. my sincerest apologies -- we're getting there :)

After that terrible night, the galaxy has mercy on you.

79’s stops filling up every night, leaving more chairs empty and more room for everyone to breathe. It worried you at first — did things go too far? Did clones start telling each other not to come anymore? — but when the holonet started reporting on how the Republic was boosting the war effort, you settled down a bit. Since you got elbowed in the face two weeks ago, there haven’t been any fights, and you’ll gladly take that over having the place packed to the brim with customers.

When things were bad, your hand would hover over the comlink clipped to your hip, your fingers trembling a little at the thought of being forced to use it. In the past two weeks, the bar has been so quiet that you don’t even carry it around with you anymore.

Honestly, fights aside, it’s kind of nice having fewer people in the bar. Once or twice, it’s been slow enough for you to close up and actually make it to bed at a semi-decent hour. You don’t walk into work with sick anticipation in your chest anymore, just waiting for the tell-tale sounds of drunken shouts and broken glass. Maybe that was it — just too many people in one place. Maybe the problem just… solved itself.

As if the galaxy would be merciful for that long.

This fic… is SLAUGHTERING me bestie this was all I could think about today

Echo saying “you came back for me” to Rex implies that after the explosion, Echo was still alive and conscious. He would have been lying there, on the verge of death, waiting for his Captain to come and rescue him, only for the Techno Union to pick him up instead

This was probably the most comforting thing I’ve ever read. Thank you for writing this

more hunter!girl x mando for @pedros-mustache and her lovely 'nighthawks' series. quite frankly, i'm obsessed. if you haven't read it, i highly recommend it!

more mando doodles • all doodles

The Gift

Uhhh okay so I lurk on all my own posts and I saw @gotomarvelgal​ reblogged my WBIT stuff saying she was excited but that she was mad at her boss so… I wrote this? I hope that isn’t weird or overstepping ahsdfhdh but here you go friend I hope today is kinder to you. 

Warnings: Reader has a terrible horrible no good very bad day, some implied harassment, Fives has his whole ass out briefly but is anyone suprised at this point? Rating: Teen (For shenanigans, mild innuendo, and unsolicited Fives booty) Ships: Past Rose x Reader, Implied Fives x Reader and Echo x Reader, Rex x Reader if you squint Word Count: 2.5k

For those unfamiliar: Rose is an OC. This does take place in the BAON universe but you don’t necessarily have to read it for this to make sense. Enjoy <3

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This genuinely made me burst out laughing SEVERAL times

“Fives… why have I seen your ass more than I’ve seen my own”

even drugged, Fives was more clever than most knew to give him credit for

he knew he was cornered, the target of a very aggressive coverup from the highest levels of the Republic

so instead of trying to set up a meeting to desperately pass on his dangerous knowledge to his Captain and General, he asks Kix for help with a very different task in that bathroom

and then he very publicly faked his own death

after all, this is not too long after the whole Rako Hardeen incident, he had the best of examples to follow (for a given value of best (Obi-Wan))

he put some extra padding under his chest plate, got Kix’s help to pay off a morgue attendant, and voila

(Commander Fox was so confused, he could have sworn his blaster was set to stun, but the evidence (his brother’s body) speaks for itself)

once he’s ‘dead,’ he continued his investigation into the chips, eventually drawing Kix away from the 501st to help him with the medical side and to develop a safe and reliable way to remove the chips, as well as trying (and failing) to dig up any concrete dirt on the Chancellor

however, before they can even finalize their plans, Order 66 goes out

the war ends

the Empire rises

they failed their brothers, and the Jedi paid the cost with their lives

so for a time, the two of them disappear, waiting and looking for new opportunities to help their brothers

until one day, Fives hears a rumor about a mercenary group, seemingly operating out of Ord Mantell, that pulled off some kind of cover operation in Tipoca City right before the whole planet went dark

Fives and Kix need any data they can get about what their surviving brothers are doing, so they decide to see what this crew saw

however, all those plans are quickly derailed when Fives recognizes the grumpy but undisguised voice of one of the helmeted members, and launches himself across the room to hug his long-dead batchmate

CANON CANON CANON YES THIS IS CANON NOW TO ME

The Batch have taped some positive affirmations to your bunk wall for you!!! Never forget that they love you dearly and you are worthy of love, care, companionship, and the world. Always.

I made this image to go along with a pretty heavy fic I posted last night, and wanted to make it available for everyone to see! Feel free to tag people to spread some love! I love you! 💜

Tagging a few people I love: @d1n0-dan @nahoney22 @a-dorin @ashotofspotchka @cosmic-rich @morelikekitfistme @howie-ner-cyare @monako-jinn-stories @moonstrider9904

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warnings: memory alteration

tags: reconditioning, hurt no comfort

characters: Fox, Thorn, Thire, Hound, Stone, Cody, Obi-Wan, Lama Su, Nala Se

summary: All anyone knows is that the Chancellor claims that Fox made an attempt on his life. Now Fox is en route to Kamino.

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“You need to get down to hangar five. They’re saying Fox assaulted the Chancellor, they’re prepping a shuttle to send him to Kamino, Thorn you have to hurry.”

Thorn is up and running before Hound finishes talking. “I’m coming, don’t let them leave.”

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Hhhgggggg this caused me physical pain

CAPTAIN REX OUR BELOVED

Ok so normally I don’t go ham with these things but tonight I’m just going to have to go off a hair about Echo and his chip

SO you are telling me the Techno Union modded Echo out BUT left this mysterious chip in his brain?

Techno union scientist 1: whats this? Techno union scientist 2:It looks like a chip.. but not an edible one so just leave it nothing could possibly go wrong with our enemies soldier here and that in there.

EXCUSE ME. THATS NOT GOOD PROGRAMMING. Can you imagine the interference in orders that boy would have

Palpatine: Execute Order 66

Echo: Ok now wait is that the one where we kill the jedi or the one where i turn on Wat Tambors Skrillex morning playlist? Need details

Palpatine: Wh-wha-

Echo: Ya know i’m just going to go with the whole skrillex thing. More recent order input anyway

Right now Echo is like that laptop a friend cheaply modded out sophomore year of high school into a chromebook, but then all of a sudden started getting windows updates from 2005 because things weren’t set up properly

Echo’s like that honda civic that someone cleans up all nice on the outside, adds a bunch of street racing stickers too, but then all they do to the inside is toss up an air freshener and push all of the empty Mcdonalds bags to the other seats floorboard and call it a chick magnet.

Its like ordering a Sony TV on Ebay, only for it to arrive and say So-Knee because its actually a modded up walmart vizio that only works when its plugged into your bathroom outlet (its happened RIP)

The Techno union SMH.

You cut my boys hair and didn’t even take that stupid chip out to justify it

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Lover, Look and See (Crosshair x Reader drabble)

Crosshair x Reader; NSFW; 1.1k words

Involves Extra Imperial Dark!Crosshair, vaguely stream-of-consciencey 

Trigger Warnings: reader death, suggested violence

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You remember the days when his hand used to shake. But maybe those, too, had been your imagination. A faraway summer dream that is no longer as vivid as it used to be, until you find you can’t quite make the warm colors fit into stark black-white reality.

You close your eyes and try harder to remember, but cold wet is seeping into your kneecaps and the only warmth that comes flashing through your mind is an old one, from rough hands and sharp, biting incisors and the grunting ring of beautiful sounds from above and under and around you. Like gnashing teeth, the memory stirs and starts to chew.

“Look at me.” It’s the same voice. His voice, the only one that ever made your own hands shake. “Look. at. me.”

Desperation. A different, harsher, uglier kind than what he used to show you in darkened rooms.

The whisper of a threat - they’re not promises any more, even if the words are the same - presses at your temple. You try to look past him, to the mouth of the dirty, midnight street where he’d chased and caught you. You never could outrun him. The rains on this planet are heavy; pretty sounds pattering all around in an empty alley. But the sky is dark and so is his armor now. Above him, the red, phosphorescent glow of a neon cantina sign leaves his outline hazy. Unclear, like all the memories now.

As you turn your eyes to the gun, the vicious gleam of the barrel is the same color as the hair he had shaved away, and in the tick of slow seconds, you wonder if you had always lived in a dream.

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“Look at me.” The flashing white-hot lance of pain at the cusp of your ear drowns your lungs in a sudden breath. You hiss and curse and when the burn is soothed by a wet, hot kiss, you make sweeter sounds. Sometimes you can’t look at him. Sometimes, it’s too much, the tangling that starts in your chest too threatening for you to be brave.

Nawnawnawnaw take that back take it back

This DESTROYED me utterly and completely. Holy shit u write good…

I think if any of the senior Jedi Masters, like Yoda or Obi-Wan, had truly listened to Anakin when he was hurting or scared – had validated his emotions, sympathized, and said something like “How can I help you?” – like Cody had listened, sympathized, and validated Rex’s fears and emotions, Anakin probably would not have turned to the darkside. 

Palpatine would have been like “I can save Padme from dying.” and Anakin would just be like, “Oh? My boi Obi-Wan, Mace Windu, Yoda, Rex, and Cody are all on it. We’re even going to have a party when the twins are born, with uj cake and everything.” 

What even is the power of the darkside, or even the Force, when you don’t have to hide your fears or wants or basic human needs like friends and comfort and people you can trust not to laugh at you or treat you like you’re sick. Like seriously. All Yoda had to do was be like, “It’s hard to be the one that survives in a war, Anakin. It’s painful. I know you’re so scared to lose your wife and friends like you lost your mom, fellow Jedi, clone comrades. I’ve been there. Just talk to me. You’re not crazy.” 

And just look at Cody’s facial expression. It’s the face of someone who wants to help, to hear what his brother is saying no matter what it might be. He sees Rex in a bad place and doesn’t judge him or give him some unwanted advice. Instead he opens up, becomes vulnerable as he dredges up all those memories of other battles (ones we unfortunately did not get to see and will never see) where he felt the same way. He encourages Rex to talk instead of telling him to stop crying around or feeling sorry about the past. He welcomes emotion, allows others to display it. He also takes the time to remind Rex of his value as both a soldier, leader, and friend (”Rex is one of our best, sir….”). 

Clone Wars might not be perfect, especially in how little spotlight they give any clones outside the 501st (just one example), but at least they continued this tradition of Cody just being there for people (see many of the EU books and RoTS). A true servant leader, friend, and genuine human being. I love watching him quietly move through this show and the movie, through little scenes where he builds up people (promoting Echo and Fives to ARC troopers, calling 99 a true soldier and friend, checking on/comforting the clone personnel in prison during “The Citadel”, speaking highly of Rex in front of superior officers…), treats them like people instead of minions or robots.

Side notes: 

I really need to make a painting or something of this. 

I kinda hope that we never see Cody again because I don’t like the thought of the showrunners just turning him into some mad, irredeemable villain. Just let me have this Cody, the one that takes the time to care and talk to his friends. 

I need to get my thoughts/essay down about the comparison between the Jedi and the clones during the clone wars, how Anakin and Obi-Wan kinda mirror Rex and Cody, plus Order 66. I also need to write an essay about how annoying the “by the book” description is of Cody because it’s overused and kinda stereotyping of any clone that isn’t “sassy” or overtly rebellious. :P

Ok I love this so much.

It reminds me of another post I saw a while back comparing the scenario where Rex lost Echo to the bad batch and when Anakin lost Ashoka. While Anakin reacted with anger, confusion, and desperation, Rex reacted with mournful acceptance and even gratitude. Like he was happy his vod was leaving, because he knew Echo would be happier that way.

Of course those situations were different but I also agree that if the Jedi as a community were more accepting and supportive, Anakin wouldn’t have turned. Rex was able to let Echo go because as a community the clones are so damn understanding and close-knit. Rex is more emotionally prepared to handle these situations because he has people like Cody who SUPPORT and UNDERSTAND him. Anakin never had that. We see him struggle to let go of everything in his life, his mother, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan (during his fake death), and finally, Padme. But if he had just been HEARD OUT and made to feel like it was OK to have these feelings, like the clones do for each other, things wouldn’t turned out soooo much differently for him.