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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
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It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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Jedi are calm.
Jedi are calm in the way of a smoking pistol, an overcoiled spring, an arrow nocked to a bowstring.
Jedi are passive in the way of a coursing river, a ticking bomb, an exhale of a marksman.
Jedi are wise in the way of an animal that knows it must fight or flee, a tree that’s weathered too many storms, a survivor of too much trauma.
Jedi are serene in the way of the ocean in the eye of a hurricane, the top down view of a thunderhead, the surgeon cutting out a cancer.
Jedi require the smallest impetus to explode into action, to wreak havoc, to destroy entire armies and fleets with the smallest of actions.
Jedi have the power of gods, to create and destroy and protect and save, to break or bend the universe to their will, to control minds and hearts and enslave the galaxy - or free it.
This is why, when it comes to it, when it all comes down to the choices a single Jedi makes, to align themselves with the Will of the Force or to redirect it to their own ends, when it all comes down to a single Jedi and a smoking, cauterized hole caused by a surgical, impassive execution - when the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance on the thread that connects a single Jedi to the living Force…
Jedi are calm.
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I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word “zodiac” in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.
Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for “circle of little animals.” I love humans
was unwilling to accept this outright so i checked etymonline and, truly:
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Behold, a zodiac!
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Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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Return of the Jedi (1983)
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‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
What does this gif have to do with werewolves?
if you have to ask you’re not ready
can you explain? i don’t get it
This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.
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Ban Private Equity from any financial transactions related to homes and residential real estate. They're ruining the market for home buyers (and sellers) and keeping rents artificially high nationwide in the USA.
Keep Hedge funds and Wall St out of housing. Or tax the fcuk out of them.
If any time was a time to start a
Like to charge, Reblog to Cast
now would probably be one of those times
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staff changing dashboard again i think, all pfps are removed unless its an original post, which then it appears INSIDE the post :|
can you stop.
like if its a reblog, theres just no PFP. at all. why.
how the hell am i supposed to know who anyone is?!?!
i don’t remember names.
you are all your avitar to me.
Hey! so i just found out that the creator behind the dashboard-unfucker (@/dragongirlsnout) updated their script to fix the icon change!
If ppl could try to spread this around so others see it, thatd be appreciated
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Jedi are clam. Jedi are generally bi-valve molluscs that live in sand or silt. Many Jedi are edible. Jedi have open circulatory systems, which means that their organs are surrounded by watery blood that contains nutrients and oxygen. Jedi filter feed by drawing in water containing food using an incurrent siphon. The food is then filtered out of the water by the gills and swept toward the mouth on a layer of mucus. The water is then expelled from the Jedi by an ex-current siphon. Jedi can be eaten raw, steamed, boiled, baked or fried. They can also be made into chowder or they can be cooked using hot rocks and seaweed in a New England bake. Jedi, like everyone else, are prone to typos. Jedi are clam.
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Hunyad Castle in Hunedoara, Romania
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Anonymous asked:
Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks!
’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And of things was the trash.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks! Beware of Shittos Glup, and shun Bendlebick Cumperdincks!”
He took his discourse sword in hand; Long time the chungus foe he sought— So rested he in the ball pit (free!) And sat awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish (derogatory) thought he sat, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came GIFfling through the old group chat, And hurgled as it came!
UWU! UWU! And through and through The discourse blade went "Um, actually, the Jabberwock is coded as friendly because 'eyes of flame' means red and orange, and those are warm and inviting colors according to 'color theory', which I guess you haven't heard of and don't understand." He left it dead, and with its head He man car door hook hand.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boi! O #frabjousday! Sounds fake but okay!” He reblogged in his joy.
’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And all of us were trash.
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
