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Im Such A Baby Cause Cowboys Make Me Cry

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This arrived in the mail. Guess I’ll fiddle around with it while quarantined

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Do jobs no longer take you off for 5-7 days for having Covid? That was the case the first time I had it. I got it again this week and when I call in work they just say “uh, okay we’ll take you off the schedule for today. Feel better.” And I’m just huh??? Today?? Like JUST today? Should I be calling in every day I continue to test positive??? Idk

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I keep subconsciously calling Homestuck “Undertale” idk why outside the fact I know Toby and Andrew worked together in the past. So I’m always just like “oh hey there’s not much work to do this is a great time to read some more Undertale”

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Bored at work last night I finally started reading homestuck. So far all this John kid does is combine stuff. Combine this, combine that. How about you combine my foot with your ass?

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The masculine urge to steal the supermarket’s steel wool scrub

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Honestly the biggest driving inspiration that makes me keep pushing forward in my work outs is the desire to do this cosplay one day

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Honestly shout outs to Game Freak for giving new forms/additions to legendary trios of past gens it slaps every time.

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