If It Feels Good, Tastes Good...It Must Be Mine

me, a POC, when I’m eating something spicy and it’s actually burning and I’m trying to hide it: Fire cannot kill a dragon

I’m gonna start watching Game of Thrones LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS

ISN’T THAT BLONDE CHICK HIS SI STER? ?

VIRGINIA JUST LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE FIRST STATE IN THE SOUTH 30 MINUTES AGO HELL FUCKIN YEA TURN THE FUCK UP IN THIS STATE FUNCTION

*Accidentally drops a glass in the kitchen* Mother: “Tod do. Sab kuch tod do. Pura kitchen tod do. Pura ghar tod do.”

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

Urdu lesson of the day: 

“Tumhari shakal dekh ke ulti aathi hain.”

“I want to spend eternity with you.”

I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

y’know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless.

legitimately do not understand the practice of shouting and whistling at girls when you drive by

do you expect me to run after your car screaming WAIT COME BACK I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU