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If It Feels Good, Tastes Good...It Must Be Mine

@masha-allah / masha-allah.tumblr.com

"God must have been angry with you the day he let you look in that woman's face."IG: destinilikemartini
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u kno how when u were a kid u could ride in the car and be totally unaware of anything goin on around the car and just be chill

but then u took driver’s ed and u started learning all the rules and now even if ur just in the passenger seat u can’t help noticing all the shitty things ppl do on the road?

that’s what social justice is like

… that’s actually a really good analogy

well done

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if you’re not indian, sri lankan, pakistani bangladeshi, indo-carribean and/or hindu then don’t wear a fucking bindi thank you and good night

and where are the afghan hindus in this ugly text post? because they exist :-)

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Let’s examine this: Miss is a word for a woman that has not been married. Mrs. is an abbreviation of the word Mistress, used as a title for a woman that is married or widowed. Ms. is a title used for a woman whose marital status is unknown or irrelevant (as in business). The letters Ms. are not an abbreviation of a word, they are an amalgamation drawn from the letters of Miss and Mrs. On the other hand, a man is just a mister (Mr.) You see men don’t have to determine their sexual availability like women.

Laila Alsabahi  (via closedforprayer)

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sridevi

so many people reblogging this and don’t even know why the joke is so funny. it’s hilarious bc at the time it was 100% true and all three were working on a film together.

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baawri

ICONIC

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alayneestone

 How can you still count yourself a knight, when you have forsaken every vow you ever swore?                                             So many vows…they make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Keep his secrets. Do his bidding. Your life for his. But obey your father. Love your sister. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. Respect the gods. Obey the laws. It’s too much. No matter what you do, you’re forsaking one vow or the other.

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