hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

This post is now about a far-right politician and one of the best moments of Brazilian live TV:

@imperfectlibrarian tags are important:

#latam tag#brazil#brazil mentioned#No because y'all don't understand how WELL DESERVED that chair attack was#situation TLDR: the dude hit is Pablo Marçal - he's a con artist turned coach turned politician that has been deceiving people for years#he started his career by selling courses on how to get rich by investing money and overworking yourself until exhaustion#he's one of those coaches that tell people if you're poor it isn't the capitalist system we live in its your fault for not working enough#He himself doesn't do that- he made his money scamming people (he was part of a group that targeted old people)#a few years ago he took a group of people (that bought one of his courses) to a trip to a dangerous mountain during bad weather#and they all GOT STUCK THERE they almost died and the firefighters had to go up there to rescue them#He also would promote surprise marathons to the people who work for him and ONE PERSON DIED by over exercising without preparation#He tried to run for president I'm 2022 but - thank goodness - he didn't gather enough support and gave up#but now he's trying to run for mayor of São Paulo - the largest and one of our most important cities#his political campaign has been nothing but insults to other candidates and denying all his crimes#He has admitted he takes inspiration from ANDREW TATE to make his campaign work#he even got into a falling out with Bolsonaro over being the new face of right-wing conservative leadership in Brazil#The guy who hit him with the chair is Datena - he is a journalist and television presenter#He has hosted for years a sensationalist program about urban violence and is like the most centrist person you'll find#he'll pick the side that is currently “winning”#He decided to run for mayor too thinking he can use his influence as a popular television figure#but polls have show how behind he is compared to other candidates including Marçal#During one of the debates he got insulted by Marçal got up and almost hit him but got stopped#in the most recent one he got insulted again and called a coward but this time he got up and HIT HIM WITH A CHAIR LIVE#and you know the situation is bad when you have to cheer for the fucking sensationalist conservative news host#But Marçal FUCKING SUCKS that chair was for all of us who had enough of this dude#rant in tags

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

Ahh it’s back.

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

:O

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

yesssss

Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, it’s genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do

Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.

So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.

Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasn’t the “sacred texts” only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. They’d be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.

But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, it’s celebrated when it graces our dashes.

I blazed a small fandom event announcement.  Because I was genuinely excited to be part of a Big Bang for a wonderful movie.  One of the first responses I got was “Why would you blaze this?” Because of genuine excitement. Because I wanted to celebrate the friends I’d met in the fandom To spread joy to people who might also like the content but hadn’t seen it yet.   The fact that that was genuinely not realized made me sad.  I love thing, I celebrate thing.   I’m too old for cringe.  Cringe is dead.  Love what you love.  Enjoy the small things in life, it’s too short to do otherwise.

CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND WE KILLED IT.

CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND

WE KILLED IT.SPREAD THE LOVE FOR

YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

yo its a famous post nice

The rosetta stone of sherlock and an explanation of cringe culture.

obsessed with the guy who just won gold in windsurfing

Wasn’t there a whole thing in the comics about aang getting offended over some air nomad super fans using the arrow since you have to be a master to get your arrow tattoos? And basically the super fan group was doing a cultural appropriation by having arrow tats? I feel like that was a whole ass thing in the comics.

well i have great news that will ease your mind. air benders aren’t real

via @astronomifier

After a weird revelation on my discord, I want to know how many people do this. Please reblog this, I want a bigger sample size.

I'm a bit nostalgic rn ✧*+ - ✧*+ - ✧*

finished this sketch in between comms. they are sleeping 🙏😊