All The Things

Reminder that twitter is now an informal, unregulated (i.e. warrantless) information source for Trump administration use.

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

This is iron clad erasure

Lemon.

Where did my lemon go

My suspiciously pink lemonade:

Absolutely not a new observation but i love that the toki pona word for animal, "soweli," is written like this

fuck man that sure is

i showed this post to my boyfriend last time i saw it (because hes a linguistics nerd in general and a toki pona nerd in specific) and i am delighted to inform everyone that all the words for various types of animals are little fuckin dudes

The commitment to the bit! The t-shirt that names the over-the-counter pain killer this man will have to take after this Oscar-winning performance!

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

Chef’s kiss

can i come over and do this

screenshot redraw from that one episode of jojo part 4 where josuke and okuyasu went on a date

Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

Please for the love of god. You should be able to change controls WITHOUT TAKING YOUR EYES OF THE ROAD. There is no reason to have to look at a SCREEEN while DRIVING

Actually PlayStation accounts, I don’t think I will choose one of these, thanks so much

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

I saw him too!

IT'S ME :3

bro LMFAOOOO