Marsnmango

it’s time

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

these two replies are worrying for different reasons

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

Mean Girls (2004) / Falling for Christmas (2022)

every damn day

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

you know what i deserve this

theyre talking about us again

[ID: Reply from @thelilithmachine : “Yanked that thing asunder”]

girls with the ... the open blouses and you can ... and it's like ... it's it's ... you can see the ... !!

*collapses*

crying because it's true

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

id fuck him

I’d fuck him too

Love wins

♡ Q U E E N O F N O I D E N T I T Y ♡

today has been a fucking day yall

it feels like tumblr is gradually going through a tower of babel event with all this skrunkly and plinko stuff that you can literally only understand if you were there when it happened and i for one think that's fantastic and should only be encouraged. i hope this site becomes a voynich manuscript for blorbo from my shows. i want to see tiktok and twitter users just try to steal posts you need an essay's worth of context with citations to understand.

Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild

3. He's allergic to bees

It’s likely the scent! Banana scent (Isoamyl acetate) is the same scent as the aggression pheromone bees put out when they’re angry. Never eat bananas near bees! Always check your lotion, sunscreen, etc bottles for banana scent or isoamyl acetate before going near bees

So you're telling me that when bees get mad they start violently smelling like bananas?

Can confirm! In (hopefully) very rare cases, a large hive full of pissed off bees smells a lot like bananas! Usually there’s not nearly enough of them for humans to be able to smell it, though.

@cyber-flow thank you for the funniest tags I've seen all day.