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CRAB WITH A KNIFE!!!

@marshmallowleos / marshmallowleos.tumblr.com

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samandriel

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

in case you were wondering this is him

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

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jotadoul

JJL kira facts

  • 29 and has two friends (Young Friend Josefumi & Sister Kyou)
  • Great Stone Face Binch
  • loves his ma
  • perms his long hair annually. it’s currently in disrepair. the rest gets flat under his hat
  • all the weird shit people might think jotaro would do/say re: the ocean is stuff kira 100% actually does on the daily, with conviction in his voice and a murdery blaze in his eyes
  • wears converse, maybe wrestling shoes, to all events
  • smely (fish)
  • fav bar conversations: mentions his phd a few times, says gross shit about the ocean (which he finds beautiful, incredible, and he’ll say so, without changing his tone at all)
  • no one else wears sailor uniforms he just showed up like that and everyone was so dumbstruck by his deadpan countenance that they let him keep doing it
  •  kira and josefumi EOH DHA: they stand morosely off to one side, kira sometimes says bitchwords or might deign to flick a bomb into the arena, wrinkles his nose (josefumi cracks a weak but earnest smile at this, maybe)
  • he’s gotta be like 5'6", tops 
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Me a year ago: Cr1TiKal is so mysterious and it's great. I never want to find out who he really is, it would ruin the magic
Me now: I'm so proud of Charlie for graduating college and managing his OCD
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fyeah-vixx

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Height & weight? 180.5 cm / between 63~68 kg Shoe size? 255cm Vision? both 1.5 Body part you’re confident in? crown, shoulders, eyes Hobbies & specialty? listening to music, watching movies / singing, stuff you do on stage Habits? spraying cologne, crossing legs What you think are your strengths and weaknesses: Strength: If I like it once I like it to the end I try until I succeed Weakness: no interest in things outside of likes

Nickname you like: LeShinSet Favorite music genre? All genres jazz, Rnb, hip hop, electronic, ballad Favorite color? white, black, red, blue Favorite season? spring, autumn Favorite fashion item? rings, necklaces, shoes, layered, hats.. Favorite karaoke song? Radiohead - creep Park Hyosin - wildflower. Is there a food you can’t eat? hamburgers in the morning; heartburn. Motto? Don’t forget your mindset when you started. Sleep habits? I don’t move when I fall asleep but I get bed head. First thing you do when you wake up? Look at the clock

If I were to compare myself to a VIXX song it would be Chained Up. If I was a Starlight I would want to box with member Hyuk. If I were to switch bodies with another member for a day it would be me. I’m envious of Hyuk’s strength, youth ability. If I was a member’s personal manager, I would want to be Leo’s manager. If I had to bring 1 person with me to a deserted island it would be Ken.

What I think is VIXX’s eating rank (starting from who eats best) Hyukkie >>>> VIXX. What I think is VIXX’s mental age rank (starting from oldest) Leo > N > Ravi > Hyuk > Hongbin > Ken What I think is VIXX’s power rank (starting from highest) N > Hyukkie > Hongbin = Ravi > Leo = Ken

<To. VIXX and Leo who are on their 4th anniversary> We’ve come this far through 4 years of sweat and passion. We’ve suffered and worked hard. I’m so grateful and more grateful. But there are still more hills to cross ahead of us right? Let’s climb up those hills with more will and while motivating each other. Let’s not forget our mindsets when we began and were desperate and always work like it’s the beginning, I love you my precious people.

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