CRAB WITH A KNIFE!!!

Miyuta Komachi "For You"

こまちみゆた「あなたに」

fag enabler dog

Benji, Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (11 m/o), Pier 40, New York, NY • “He’s terrified of strange men, but you for whatever reason… He’s a celebrity magnet in the West Village. He’s the celebrity, but we’ve met Ryan Reynolds, one of the Hadid sisters, the Italian girls from White Lotus. They totally ignore me but go right up to him. We used to be stopped every five seconds, but now it’s every other walk.”

What celebrities have your dogs met?

Morzsi

I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”

I really need these dogs in my life today

Took my cats to the vet once and one of these dudes was in the waiting room. It was like a  6 foot tall man had decided to lay on the floor and sprawl out his limbs. 

My kitten (5mo) brings out the puppy in my senior beagle (13) (via)

TOO EXCITED, GOTTA YELL ABOUT IT

biting someone's muzzle is a love language

sorry guys but this is literally what affection looks like

tibbies

Big fella’s new raincoat

heard shuffling noises at 1 AM. turned on my camera. saw this. still not convinced this is a dog

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

I love seeing dogs and wolves in movies because they’re acting so vicious but also their tails are wagging so hard unless the post-processing guys specifically edited out the tails (which is slightly less obvious but also hilarious in a different way once you spot it).

This is why I love the dog in the original casting of The Thing so damn much. I have never seen an acting dog move with such a deliberate, calm intent. It was like every single motion and gesture this animal made was intentional.

Apparently, according to the behind-the-scenes documentation, this dog was just fuckin like that. Almost never, if at all, looked at the camera crews and production teams. Never excitedly wagged his tail on set no matter how much of a good boy he was being. If he did, it was the same… deliberate motions.

His name was Jed, and even though he’s a dog, he deserves an oscar. He was an exceptionally good boy.

Jed also played the role of White Fang in the 90s Disney film version!

I honestly can’t imagine a better portrayal of a stoic, aloof White Fang, who gradually softens, than Jed.  Good boy.

I love Akita Inu puppies because they always have these idiot ears

Happy leaf sweeper

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