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#lmao – @marshmallowleos on Tumblr
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CRAB WITH A KNIFE!!!

@marshmallowleos / marshmallowleos.tumblr.com

zane
he/him
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are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me

You never have to worry about that, little one. If I'm mad at you, you will know because I will beat the fuck out of you. So if you aren't in pain, and I haven't promised you a punishment, then you know you've done nothing wrong.

And conversely, if you did do something wrong, you can be confident that I still love you. You'll apologise and I'll make sure you really regret what you did, then everything can be alright again

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bogosbinted

Literally how God talks to Catholics

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cumbrane

over a thousand kpop fans fell for the dumbest bait imaginable

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ofools

It gets better

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powerburial

there was an era when Limmy found out saying 'cunt' was an automatic ban if someone reports them and just baited people into saying it in more and more creative ways. he probably racked up hundreds of bans. one of the funniest things on twitter

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cinematech

I'm pretty sure he would follow up with this image too

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clapricorn

why your sign is problematic

aries: can be insensitive and insulting. may hold a grudge and unearth past conflict even after you’ve apologized to each other. they know what is bad for them but do it anyway.

taurus: close minded when it comes to other people’s perspectives. also tend to have a victim complex and may contradict the standards they set for others. (ex. lie when they expect others to be honest)

gemini: quick to lie and manipulate others to reach their goals. if you prevent them from reaching said goal, be prepared to face a totally different person-a cold, spiteful one. they also complain about their problems for ages before they solve them.

cancer: cares too much about how others perceive them. they let their desires slip away because they can be too scared to act on them. sometimes they joke too much when it’s inappropriate for the situation at hand.

leo: they can be pretentious about insignificant things. (ex. want people to know they have THE BEST taste in shoes.) can be too prideful to ask for help and gossip too much.

virgo: another sign that always has to be right. can be critical of others but are mostly hard on themselves. like taurus, they can have a victim complex and refuse to look like the bad guy.

libra: too passive. although they are loving, they may be hesitant to step in and defend their partner for the sake of avoiding drama. though they would be very upset if their partner did the same.

scorpio: overly possessive. can easily become self centered. their head may remind them to be family oriented, but their heart may lead them astray in favor of a love interest. also portray themselves vastly differently infront of those they want to charm.

sagittarius: they care too much about everyone’s opinions. may ignore their morals in the moment in favor of impressing others. (ex. may mock others just to be funny/seek approval.) capricorn: like leo, they are pretentious. they unironically believe they are the smartest and want you to notice. if you don’t, it’s because you’re too stupid to. care more about wealth than love. probably mansplainers. aquarius: expect people to read their minds. they can be enamored with you or hate you and act the same way in either case. they either withhold their feelings or release them in intense bursts that others don’t understand. pisces: may have a hard time separating reality from their idealized world. that’s not to say dreaming is bad, but certain ideas they uphold can be impractical. for example, they may be upset at the idea that not everyone can be friends and not everyone may like them.

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In the Chinese localisation of Overwatch,Reaper is predictably named 死神 (si-shen),which means grim reaper/shinigami/death god/what have you

However,a common nickname for him as a result is 屎神 (shi-shen),which instead means “shit god”.

Or more precisely,”shitlord”.

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my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me

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trapcard

i love when people get in a relationship, neglect their friendships and then try and reach out when the relationship ends like girl i don’t only exist when your feelings get hurt

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I love stereotypiclally feminine guys so much. It’s amazing how they can pull off having long hair and makeup and dresses while still being seen as guys for the most part because they have a penis, and the world thinks penis = guy. That’s really, really cool, y'know? The way they break gender norms and look really cute doing it. I’m totally not jealous. I’m not wishing that I could present in a not masculine way and still be seen as male. Nope! Not even slightly. What are you talking about?

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The "shit talker" squad

aries, taurus, cancer, gemini, leo, virgo, LIBRA, sagittarius

Tbh why is libra in all caps you trying to say something to me bitch

exhibit A ladies and gentlemen

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