flowey's warning has always been ridiculously hilarious to me bc it technically just implies he's waddled up to sans like "hiiii i'm the one ruining ur life. also im God. capital G, xoxo" n got his ass absolutely flattened back into the dirt

flowey U are so embarrassing i love u so much

but yknow. if it's one thing flowey's picked up from sans beating his ass over and over, it's how to serve boss monster Cunt

so all's well i suppose

Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sherif and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here what I wanna know is where’s the cave man

[Image description: An article from Vice.com titled A Caveman Encased in Ice Has Appeared In a Minneapolis Park. The Image shows a figure in a block of ice in a park as people watch. End description]

im baldr

this is baldr everyone

oh fuck huge fan, I love your gate

what

my what

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

Here’s my logic:

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

franziska my wife I miss her

Hence the invention of the Porch

He's actually so based

popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

As someone who has mispronounced so many words because I never actually heard them. I appreciate this post

the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

@missjukebox8bit @mars-the-4th-planet @iris-in-the-dark-world

frfr

unrelated but does anyone else think google's little bit when you search "Chicxulub Crater" is just a wee bit macabre

Google is run by mammals.

MAMMALS ALSO DIED

yeah but in their collective mindset it was a worthwhile sacrifice. like "yeah we didn't fare too well but dinosaurs got reduced to 4 species so i count that as a win"

(we'll omit the fact that one of these species radiated into more species than all mammals put together, another led to among the most chaotic creatures, geese themselves, yet another to the powerful and fierce ratites, and the last one. yeah chicken are tasty okay)

I just

it's like if in 66 million years whatever sapient crow men or whomever made like... idk

their search engine fill up with rising water or have flames on the bottom when you search "end-cenozoic climate change event"

and I'm

Biden still isn't my first choice but he's actually doing stuff. It's kinda nice.

This congress is also doing stuff. Y'all who are US citizens better vote next year because I want congress to keep doing stuff.

Gay marriage is law now. The federal definition of marriage is formally changed, protecting us from any potential decisions from the supreme court. Infrastructure around the country is finally getting the repairs and upgrades that it needs. They're fighting for student loan forgiveness even if the first attempt didn't work. They're actually investing in green energy and creating jobs. We've still got a very very long way to go. But for the first time in a very long time I've got some gentle hope. A general expectation that things could get a bit better. Not the fighting for my life crawling through the mud clawing at the cliff kind of hope. I'm just kinda curious about the future. And I haven't felt like this in so long. Change is slow, folks. But it's happening.

Especially the climate investment. Like seriously, as someone in the industry it's hard to overstate the effect the Inflation Reduction Act had on the industry. My workload increased overnight. Tons of projects got the go-ahead and funding allocated the week after. Recruiters started absolutely blowing up my phone because everyone was trying to bring on more people. It's not a perfect bill, but it had an extraordinary tangible impact.

I feel like it should be a big deal that I didn't realize the Respect for Marriage Act got passed, but it looks like it happened last Christmas so I might have just not been following the news at all at that time.

But this is... amazing. Holy fuck.

What a fuck you to DOMA and Thomas' bit of Dobbs v. Jackson. Jesus Christ.

has this been done yet

hay tumblr first art post

cathy's so sweet and good at her job

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.