Cat names are fun.

Pedigree cat names are even funnier.

For example, my cat's first name (yes, only her first name, they also have a full name depending on the breeder) is Jamie-Lie. Because "it was the year of the J"). Ok. We renamed her Peach for good measure.

... I think they wanted to spell Jamie-Lee, like Jamie-Lee Curtis, but oh well.

But wait.

There's even worse.

From the same breedee we have:

- Lolita Divine (probably my cat's sister, they have the same last name)

- Omere ("it was the year of the O, you see)

- Opium (I'm guessing he was born the same year than Omere. Also, that's ab interesring way to spell Homer)

- Tamagotchi (First name) Ragnard (Last name). I've seen his first name spelled 2 different ways on their Facebook

- Nemesis

- Lord Lawson

- Pikatchu (sic)

- Socrates

- SIGMUND FREUD. YES, THAT IS HIS FIRST NAME.

- Oazabi (pronounced Wasabi, I suppose. This is a very hard supposition)

- Péter Pan. "péter", in French, means "to fart"

Anyways, I think we'll keep Peach. It's easier to spell.

#peach is my name #cats #cat names #funny #idk i think it's funny #french side of tumblr #up the baguette #peach is a fine bitch

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My dog hates when you toss anything in the air, so I’d just throw my keys around a bit and she’ll come crying for me to stop cause shes a fucking weirdo

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I’ll sit on the toilet and the first cat to flop down on my foot and bite my ankle is Luke

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I don’t consider having 300 rats a problem

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My cat likes to climb onto my shoulder and either drape herself over it or stand up like a parrot.

I’d try to pet them. Whichever one tries to eat my hand is my cat.

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I had a dream that my cat Peach was multiplying. Like I passed in the living room and she was there, and then in my room and she was also there, so I picked them all and went on my merry way.