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… désolée?
C'est la dictée de Pérusse mais en Good Omens. Hyper niche donc
Images spoiler de la série, évidemment
YOOOOOOH AMAZON EST MORT OU QUOI J'ARRIVE À LA POSTER SUR YOUTUBE
Cat names are fun.
Pedigree cat names are even funnier.
For example, my cat's first name (yes, only her first name, they also have a full name depending on the breeder) is Jamie-Lie. Because "it was the year of the J"). Ok. We renamed her Peach for good measure.
... I think they wanted to spell Jamie-Lee, like Jamie-Lee Curtis, but oh well.
But wait.
There's even worse.
From the same breedee we have:
- Lolita Divine (probably my cat's sister, they have the same last name)
- Omere ("it was the year of the O, you see)
- Opium (I'm guessing he was born the same year than Omere. Also, that's ab interesring way to spell Homer)
- Tamagotchi (First name) Ragnard (Last name). I've seen his first name spelled 2 different ways on their Facebook
- Nemesis
- Lord Lawson
- Pikatchu (sic)
- Socrates
- SIGMUND FREUD. YES, THAT IS HIS FIRST NAME.
- Oazabi (pronounced Wasabi, I suppose. This is a very hard supposition)
- Péter Pan. "péter", in French, means "to fart"
Anyways, I think we'll keep Peach. It's easier to spell.
Hey it's Easter, you know what that means
#easter#alice in wonderland#animal crossing#my edit#cat#alice au pays des merveilles#animal crossing new horizons#acnh#acnh amv#acnh edit#in a world of my own#dans le monde de mes rêves#french side of tumblr#up the baguette#peach is my name#marquise de clarabas#amv#video#youtube#zipper t bunny#disney#disney song#french#parody#parodie
I blame @bdslab for making me ship Blutch/Chesterfield from Les Tuniques Bleues, and @tio-trile for everything Witcher-related. I blame myself for having this idea and spending so much time on Dandelion/Jaskier's tunic, that isn't even blue (tap for better quality and see the original drawing I worked from below).
"Come on Roach... in a Gwent tournament you'll get noticed for playing so slowly."
Redraw of a Lucky Luke image (see under the cut) with Geralt and Roach. And yes, I believe that is my very first Witcher fanart!
marquise-de-clarabas reblogged
you cannot tell me that Crowley, at his most vengeful, doesn’t follow Aziraphale around the bookshop annoying the ever-loving fuck out of him like a petulant toddler.
If Aziraphale were to cut off the wine supplies or decide to skip out on dinner in favor of translating the new stack of bibles that came through, Crowley would absolutely use every demonic trick in the book to make his existence a living hell. After all, he wasn’t just the demon of Earthly Temptations and Small Inconveniences. He was the department head. He’s a first class demon, and he’s got one or two tricks up his sleeve to create pandemonium.
He could make Aziraphale rue the day he’d ever chosen Heaven over Earth.
And I don’t mean he’d ruin any books.
And I don’t mean he’d set anything aflame.
And I don’t even mean he’d threaten or bribe or torture or main or hurl cruel insults towards the heavenly shopkeeper.
No.
Crowley would just fan out his wings and wind them around Aziraphale, blocking out all the best book reading light, and do this.
In case no one knows what I’m talking about, here’s the video.
Please watch it.
Watch it, and imagine the despair Aziraphale will endure as he’s subjected to true demonic wiles.
Crowley: You’ve insulted me beyond mercy.
Aziraphale: Crowley…
Crowley: [extending his wings] There will be no forgiveness.
Aziraphale: Crowley, no…
Crowley: [holding his wings over the Angel] you give me no choice!
Aziraphale: Crowley, please…
Crowley: Prepare to endure the ultimate demonic punishment!
Aziraphale: -_-
Crowley: nighttime
Crowley: DAYTIME!
Aziraphale: Crowley I swear to God-
God: [somewhere up in Heaven, behind door three, munching on popcorn] he’s your problem now, fam.
Crowley: nighttime
Crowley: DAYTIME!
I feel like we are possibly not giving Principality “That Means I’m The Dad-Bastard” Aziraphale due credit. Crowley might get away with this once, for about five minutes, but the absolute second that Aziraphale loses his patience or his place in his book it’s game-over for AJ “Evil Contains The Seeds Of Its Own Inconvenience” Crowley.
Crowley: nighttime
Crowley: DAYTIME!
Crowley: nighttime –
Aziraphale: *manifests a halo so bright that it singes Crowley’s primaries while simultaneously lifting a book over his head to smack Crowley in the forehead with it.*
Crowley: *stumbling backwards and patting out the flames on his wings* Angel what the fuck
Aziraphale: Daytime. *sips tea*
Holy macaroni it works in French too
Crowley: *snapping his fingers* JOUR *snap* NUIT *snap* JOUR *snap* NUIT
marquise-de-clarabas reblogged
… désolée?
C'est la dictée de Pérusse mais en Good Omens. Hyper niche donc
Images spoiler de la série, évidemment
Je l'ai vu passer mais juste pour préciser que C'EST MOI QU'A EU L'IDÉE EN PREMIER
(Posté le 2 juin 2019)
marquise-de-clarabas reblogged
Okay French side, I really need someone to do an edit of the dance scene in Good Omens with Les démons de minuit
... désolée?
C'est la dictée de Pérusse mais en Good Omens. Hyper niche donc
Images spoiler de la série, évidemment
marquise-de-clarabas reblogged
coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french
POMME DE TERRE!
P…please… spare me…
now say it in german
morporkianhobbit
Kartoffel
That’s the one German word that all my classmates know, even the ones who don’t learn German
And the only reason we know that is Louis de Funès
marquise-de-clarabas reblogged
harvard curriculum
You Must Also Use One Of The FANBOYS
I Cannot Believe Mais Où Est Donc Ornicar Is One Of The FANBOYS
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this post is driving me insane. what the fuck was this person actually sending that student because they obviously edited in the word “pants” and that picture of pants. why pants. what the fuck
kzwo
baku
this is my favourite meme and up until this moment i legit didnt even think this wasnt the original. i. i didnt even think this was edited. how could i have been so dumb
Go France!!!
Rare view of my dumb brain getting some Education™
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"I need to dance in a pretty lingerie listening to obscure French music. Aphrodite wants it. Sorry I don’t make the rules." well aphodite wants me to jump up and down in my oversized t-shirt to "partenaire particulier" so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Clem you just invented French tea I’m so proud of you
i-wish-i-was-a-film-director
Americans be listening to Le Baiser d'Alain Souchon and C'est un beau roman de Michel Fuguain and calling it “obscure French music to dance to in pretty lingerie”
doreenaloysius
Catch me rolling on the floor to l'aventurier and salsa du démon
*slowdances to fous ta cagoule wearing only pants and a hood*
Aggressively jump up and down in my leather jacket listening to the iconic album Houlala 2 : La Mission by Ludwig Von 88
Slow-dancing to Bobby Lapointe
French Sanders Sides fans and shippers are just Salut les Geeks fans and shippers that grew up and needed to remplace the Mathieu Sommet hole in their heart