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Tout va très bien, Madame la Marquise

@marquise-de-clarabas

Instagram account: marquise_de_clarabas, always looking for drawing ideas SOMEBODY once told me: "find some sweet guy who's a feminist and cooks well... and then peg him 😈"
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numeneragoth

real question: which D&D races explicitly can’t be turned into vampires

All races can become Vampires as far as I’m aware! Unless an individual has some sort of devine blessing to specifically never become one of the Undead. Your DM may decide otherwise (and if they do they are a coward) but in terms of the actual rules, there is nothing that states that any particular race is immune to Vampirism.

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otherwindow

I’d like to think the reason why Mages live in towers is just by accident. 

Mages live in normal houses, but their magic does weird stuff to their home and stretches the house up into a tower. It’s also why powerful mages tend to have really big hats and overstretched robes.

This could also extend to why Mages don’t wear metal armour; it’ll just stretch and grow and get too heavy to use. Cloth is a safe option, and they can just cut away the extra fabric.

A mage’s staff is just their first wand but stretched.

please stop asking me about mage penises

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I'm dead my roleplay session turned into a Valvert fanfic

Context: we were questioned by policemen and one of them was especially suspicious, so one of the PC called him Javert

Later he attacked us and the NPC that accompanied us, and yelled "don't trust that man he's gonna kill you he's an escaped prisonner!"

Our bard sang a song (so we joked it was from Les Mis), and then the pseudo-Javert and pseudo-Valjean fought out of our sight and the GM said "You feel a certain tension. Nothing sexual."

I'm on the floor laughing

Also he gave us his name for no reason when we first met him so I made a meme

(I'm petitioning to name the helpful NPC Valjean)

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A drawing I did of my RP party

The game is original and was created by my GM, so there's different races and everything

So, from left to right:

- Tessia (me), bird-woman, archimage (so like a wizard)

- Calire, bird-woman, sword dancer

- Gen, no-face, builder

- Tolki, bird-man, bard (and unwilling adopted father of Gen XD)

There's also Daemer, but he wasn't there when I started the drawing :/

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valtsv

*banging fists on the table* orc/elf gfs orc/elf gfs ORC/ELF GFS

bonus points if the orc is clean and sensible and obsessed with poetry and fine art while the elf is a feral nightmare berserker who more often than not returns home looking like she’s just been dragged backwards through a hedge full of thorns after bathing in a swamp

orc lady: this is my tiny wife

her elf wife: babe, i’m 7 feet tall

orc lady, straightening her back and shoulders slightly to better show off her full 9′4″ of height: i love my tiny wife

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Inktober 1: Ankou

“Your Uber driver is here…”

Inktober 2: Banshee

“Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!”

Inktober 3: Changeling

“It runs in the family”

Inktober 4: Djinn

“Tadaaa!”

Inktober 5: ET

Inktober 6: Dogvert

“À cette heure entre chiens et loups, quand le loup l'emporte sur le chien”

Inktober 7: Fanthom

“Remember…”

Inktober 8: Ghoul

“Itadakimasu!”

Inktober 9: Harpy

“🎶I’m defying gravity🎶”

Inktober 10: Incubus

“Ciao bello”

Inktober 11: Jackalope

“Je n'ai pas le temps de dire au revoir, je suis en retard en retard!”

Inktober 12: Angua von Uberwald

“Humans hate werewolves because they see the wolf in us, but wolves hate us because they see the human inside - and I don’t blame them!”

Inktober 13: Kelpie

“My Little Kelpie, My Little Kelpie 🎶”

Inktober 14: Lich

“Spooky scary skeletons are silly all the same”

Inktober 15

“Skincare is everything”

“Comme un poisson dans l'eau”

Inktober 16: Naga

“Le serpent qui se mord la queue”

Inktober 17: Orc

"The true Mama Bear"

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