take a hike

speaking of halloween- if you don’t know what the fuck this is, i am begging you to educate yourself<3

happy october ! please rise for the anthem

Bats illuminated by lightning

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

Oooo bitch ain’t this THE MOOD!

home depot delivering a crushing blow to the lgbtq community

Something witchy comes this way

Perennial October mood.

[id: photo of a cat in a jack-o-lantern]

my halloween costume is “woman at her rich husband’s funeral, whom she definitely murdered” aka the most iconic thing i’ve ever done. 

happy halloween!!

(via paochow)

Oh god!

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

trick or treating with three of your past lives?

This shouldn’t be as cute as it is.

Never too late, for a concept full of this much d'aww.

a little comic about kisses and curses. happy halloween!

REVERE — “Want to see a big [expletive] pumpkin?”

It was the first thing Christian Ilsley said as he opened his front gate to welcome a Globe reporter.

He wasn’t kidding about the size. Tipping the scale at around 500 pounds and growing, the bulbous, orange lump that’s been thriving in his modest backyard is massive.

For the last several months, the 31-year-old West Roxbury native has been carefully tending to the gargantuan “Atlantic Giant” pumpkin, for which he has big ambitions.

Ilsley’s not just going to carve a grin into the pumpkin and prop it on his front lawn for Halloween. Instead, he plans to hollow out his creation, plop it into Boston Harbor, and use it as a seafaring vessel, as he paddles from Jeffries Point in East Boston to the Fish Pier and back.

“That was kind of my crazy main goal,” he said, standing next to the pumpkin, which came above his knees. “I just wanted to grow the biggest pumpkin I could in my backyard. But I was just like, ‘All right, I have got to do something with it that’s insane, or fun.’ And I was like, ‘That would be [expletive] amazing if I crossed the harbor — in a pumpkin.’ ”

Night Star Cat, Cat-O-Lanterns, and Ghost Cats.

This Little Girl Went As A “Spirited Away” Character For Halloween And Became A Meme