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© houzitong

unmute it

i keep thinking i’ll never be surprised by you, and yet here we are.

Lmaoooooo

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

bitch i choked on my water

LMFAOOOOO

lizzie doesnt fuck around

Okay but for real

can we talk about the amazing body positivity and diversity WWE is literally FULL of

i mean we have little tiny gals who are built AF

and we have tall, curvy ladies who will mess you up and look amazing doing it

and we have ladies with adorable kid-friendly aesthetics who are there to have a good time

and then there’s the hardcore punk gals who are NOT messing around

we have your conventionally pretty ladies

and your impressive AF ladies 

and even adorable-as-hell ladies you will never see coming

and you will never ONCE hear an announcer (male OR female) say a word about these women’s bodies or appearance or rude euphemisms or anything even remotely of that nature

no–instead, the announcers can’t say enough about how amazingly talented these wonderful women are, their impressive athleticism, their heart, their fire, their drive. not what they find attractive about these gals or how much they like watching them or any number of other less complimentary things

they talk about the things that make these women athletes. what makes them the best of the best. what makes them FIGHTERS.

like i don’t even care what you think about WWE or if you think it’s silly or fake (which, duh, it is) or whatever else

if you don’t think this is refreshing as hell then i’m sorry but you’re wrong

What kills me is the squeaks.

Also that he dances better than me.

i’ll just leave this here

This will never NOT be funny

This shit slaps

💯💯💯💯💯💯

Obeezy out here Gillette sharp

“sorry, i cant go out tonight. i already made plans”

the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”

GOT A MAIN BITCH!

*What else!?*

GOTTA MISTRESS!

*What else!?*

A COUPLE GIRLFRIENDS, I’M SO HOOD RICH!

Jeb gone wild