we need to bring back e3. I miss watching project managers with zero media training embarrass themselves in front of their entire industry

we need the 8 minute workday

Alright. We’re settling this discourse once and for all.

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

sketch dump. totally not drooling over him not obsessed at all haha no sireee

um don't you know that when you play toys it releases dopamine (a CHEMICAL) in your brain... and it literally acts like a DRUG... you might think you enjoy playing toys but it's actually just dopamine dependency... so yeah playing toys addiction is a serious problem :/

I am lowkey unfit for human interaction

kids these days don’t know what it’s like to get fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

i think one thing that will really invariably get me to click out of a fic immediately, if i even get as far as opening it in the first place, is He Would Not Fucking Say That’s hornier cousin “he would not fucking fuck that hard or that prolifically”. like when regardless of canon personality a character enters the bedroom and immediately becomes this almost christian grey parody ultra suave dom with dubious bdsm practices and it’s like. i’m very sorry but i truly hand on heart do not think he knows how to use his dick like that

"he's like a woman to me!!!" not true because if he was a woman to you you wouldn't give a fuck about him

turtle school

design comm for a steam train mage

open image in new tab was there for me when no one else was

i want to be hugging a california quail rn. i want to give it little head scritches

ideal form for a little creature