Mother Fuckin' Pheonix

#same energy

#Constant Mood

Nobody can help me! Nobody can repair my damaged heart! Nobody can guarantee how much longer it will keep beating! Nobody can ever know the torment felt by Iron Man!

It’s IRON MAY kids and you can bet your butts I’m doing everything I can to celebrate the king of the MCU. 

— Kahlil Gibra

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

““Robert Downey Jr is hardly the obvious choice to play an iconic crime fighter,” sniffed USA Today in April 2007, when the then-washed up and scandal-ridden 42-year-old actor was announced as the improbable star of a forthcoming comic book film – you know, for kids.

Today, that sentiment reads like Albert Einstein’s famous 1895 school report, in which a Munich schoolmaster wrote that the 16-year-old future genius physicist and conceiver of the theory of relativity “will never amount to anything”.

But 11 years, 22 films and $18.8 billion in Marvel’s coffers later, Downey’s Tony Stark looks a lot like the single most inspired piece of casting in modern motion pictures. An actor no-one wanted to work with was playing a superhero with no special powers in a film no-one had asked for. Then he became the centre of the cinematic universe.”

– THE TELEGRAPH:  How Robert Downey Jr.’s Iron Man became the beating heart of Marvel.

no one:

me:

Iron Man (2008) - dir. Jon Favreau

Avengers: Endgame cast plays a drawing game

The year is 2012. The Avengers all live on their personally designed floors in Stark Tower. They have movie nights together for team bonding. Thor eats all of the pop-tarts in the communal kitchen. Everything is fine and nothing hurts. All is well.

Pull the lever. Now!

Carol: Yo, what if you eat an apple a day?

Stephen:

Tony: You just blew my fucking mind