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Dib is legit gonna be that Santa meme of "[REDACTED] DID YOU FUCK MY DAD?!"
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I hope y'all ready for some Shockwave horniess
I have a strong need for more fics focusing on the fact that Skids is a xenophile and loves humans as much as Swerve. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Who's a girl gotta commission around here for someone to write a story on how Overlord falls and pines for me??? Because im illiterate and in love
#i seriously cant for the life of me think up a situation on how overlord would fall for me#but like i dont want a yandere relationship. more like an annoying admire that fills up my voicemail with him bragging how great he is#and buys me all the things he thinks id like#basically i want this bastard man to turn into my clinging slightly frustrating boyfriend#is that too much to ask???#also this is serious if you can write this pls i will pay#shut up mari
Hey
Would y'all be interested if I did art commissions? Tho they'd be traditional since I'm away from my tablet :/
Important question:
Who on the Lost Light is the best at dodgeball?
Crying in bed thinking about being held in someone's arm while they kiss me and we laugh together
mari-strider reblogged
Anybody wanna hear about some me and rung merformer hc's????
Aldjskalal ok so
- He's an orange Anthiadinae so he's kinda small compared to the other merformers but he's pretty nonetheless
- I for one love the ocean sm that I'd probably buy/inherit a house by the beach and constantly be taking walks along the shore and waddling into the cold waves
- Rung's the first to spot me
- He's always had a fascination with humans (finding them cute and their voices soft and melodious)
- He sees that I tend to be alone on the desolate beach a lot and that I make it a hobby to collect pretty rocks and shells
- I've also got a lil boat tied to a small pier that I like to take out onto the waters every other day
- He wants to get to know me and from his limited knowledge (that he's learned from his octopus friend Swerve) knows that humans like to receive gifts to put them in a relaxed mood
- I'm surprised when I start getting trinkets that seem to be from sunken ships and the most gorgeous shells and gems I've ever seen
- This goes on for about a few days until one morning I lingered a little while longer to admire the small gifts when I heard saw something from the corner of my breach the surface of the water
- I nearly fell off the edge off my boat when I saw eyes peeking up at me from the water
- I saw his gills and fins and could see his tail moving under the water
- I blacked out when he started speaking
Anybody wanna hear about some me and rung merformer hc's????
Late to the party but oh well!! Tagged by the handsome @blitzwingsboyfriend and the radiant @ohscraptfphcs
Rules: Put your music on shuffle and post the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people
- Take Your Time Do It Right - S O S Band
- ENTROPY - Daniel Caesar
- Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
- MyBabyDaddy - B-Rock & the Bizz
- Out of My League - Fitz & the Tantrums
- Amour plastique - Videoclub
- Wouldn't It Be Nice - Beach boys
- LOVE AGAIN - Daniel Caesar
- Wait a Minute! - Willow Smith
- Halo - Beyoncé
You can listen here if you want!!
Me and @four-flames bout to fight over a Venom hat
Not to be horny on main but.....
#look out kids its 18+#putting my n.sfw tag first cuz this is gonna be a mess#idk where this idea came from#maybe its the fact their names both start with B?#or because they'd be a p cool pair to do it with but ..#being spit roasted by Bluestreak and blaster is my dream rn#like#theyd both be p light hearted but sensual and blaster can have music playing in the background#and you can hear them both moaning and metal slapping on skin over the nice melody of the music#preferably I'd like Bluestreak in the back cuz i know for a damn fact that bot can go full on desperate thrusting if you squeeze him#and there's nothing more I'd like to do rn than suck off Blaster 😔😔😔#i would kill to hear that radio bot just deeply moan as i takr his spike another inch down my throat#im sitting over here thirsting about stuff i prolly couldn't do cuz I'm a virgin but a freak in theory 😩😩😩#shut up mari#thank yall for coming to my ted talk
Not to be horny on main but.... Broadside can get it 😩💦
#alfhskal i remember he existed and busted a nut 😩😩😩#imma tag this as nsfw cuz im bout to go off in the tags rn#like yo he low-key boring looking but he's a really big boy so im like 'wowowo'#deadass drawing porn rn cuz i can#tho I'll be honest. drawing porn is hard >:/#look out kids its 18+#shut up mari#valveplug#reply if yall think i should post 👀
Imagine Chromedome introducing himself as a Headmaster and just being like
"I mean I give pretty good head too."
Yo... Heard a loud bump downstairs...
I love Cyclonus/Reader/Tailgate stuff and all but like.. where's my Anode/Reader/Lug content at?????? That'd be so fun too like?????
I have a mighty need to write a continuation of my mags fic but this time with Minimus and cramped spaces....hmmm