current obsession: obey me

they’re going on a date!

Which Constructicon Should You Fight

Scrapper: Yeah sure, go fight the team’s commander, let’s see how well that ends for you. He’ll probably turn you into a chair if you’re lucky, but you’re so fucking basic he wouldn’t waste his time with such substandard material

Hook: Go ahead, go fight Hook. Knock him off his high horse and tell him Ratchet’s a better surgeon than him while you’re at it. 10/10 would recommend everyone fight Hook he’s such a pretentious ass

Mixmaster: I guess you could try to fight Mixmaster if you really wanted too ?? I mean if you want to be thrown into an chemical bath and melted down for parts then go ahead I’m not gonna stop you

Long Haul: Do not !! fight Long Haul okay this guy is already pissed enough about being nothing more than a glorified delivery truck do not fight Long Haul he will kick your ass and no one will ever find your body

Bonecrusher: Don’t fight Bonecrusher, trust me on this. Don’t even think about fighting Bonecrusher there is a reason his name is BONECRUSHER do I really have to elaborate why fighting this guy would be a bad idea

Scavenger: First of all WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU why would you fight this poor cinnamon roll, too god and pure for this world ?? Yeah you could definitely kick his ass and you probably don’t even have to hit him, literally just tell him he’s useless and he’ll run away crying BUT WHY !! WOULD YOU DO THAT WHY DO YOU HATE LIFE WHEN DID YOU STOP LOVING YOURSELF

Scoop: I’m not saying you shouldn’t fight Scoop but why ?? would you fight him the guy is out there saving your ass and all he wants to do is help people and maybe pray a little what the hell is your problem