a lullaby personified

someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers

☂️  the umbrella academy:

I have the lower back of a 62 year old man and the mind of an infant

“im trying my best!!” i say as if my best didnt pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning

i act up on tumblr because my mama can’t whoop my ass here

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

The real gen z aesthetic is having a vague memory of Maisy mouse in the back of your head that you’ve completely forgotten about until you see a picture of her and you’re suddenly teleported back to 1999

1X12 // 3X05

when florence welch said “i am done with my graceless heart so tonight i’m gonna cut it out and then restart”

I may be a dumb bitch but at least I’m a smart dumb bitch