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i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character

adventure time does this a lot but I don't think it counts because adventure time isn't the same genre as itself half the time

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth

[ID: A Super Mario Galaxy Death screen. It says “Too Bad!” in bold red letters. /End ID]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#which is the other reason those stupid robot phone trees are such a blight upon this land

#I have already mustered all my strenght and willpower to make a phone call#and you have the unmitigated GALL to assign a chipper robot to tell me you've got information on your website?

#you noisome fool! if I could do this on your website I would have already#cease your prattle and bring me to a representative

@aethersea you took the words right out of my mouth

its great that we've graduated from "women characters are bitches/women characters are boring nonentities" > "women characters are awesome and unproblematic and can do no harm and can rule the world better than messy boys" to the now all-pervasive "women characters can and should be unhinged". it would be nice if we could graduate from the fleabag school of feminism to the artistic recognition that women characters can and should be wonderfully complex in all their diversity, including when they appear to be boringly wise or feminine or mothers because yes, even boringly wise or boringly feminine or boringly mother-ish women have complexities to them that we can discover by the judicious application of a little bit of thinking.

Mufasa bombing at the box office is like a Christmas miracle

Disney did not stand a chance against 1 billion unnamed autistic Sonic fans

I mean I said this before but, sonic is already an autism symbol that is more iconic than the puzzle piece symbol and should officially replace it.

its true that complimenting strangers is fun and nice. people will go "awwww really" when you say their hair is cute. people will go "thanks" and straighten up a little when you compliment the colors they're wearing. people will say "oh yeah i got it at (place)" if you say a charm on their bag is cool. people really do appreciate it and its very whimsy and you can just do this for free

this is like the 1 post im ok with getting lots of notes because many people are sharing such lovely thinge in the tags... be free!! be true!!

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

they're starting an emo band

if you have the Honey browser extension installed, uninstall it immediately. big big story broke on youtube today strongly indicating that Honey has been massively defrauding basically everyone who does any business with them at every level, including influencers, customers, and actual retailers.

the short version of ONE of the alleged crimes is that they've been hijacking referral links and codes. if you have honey installed on your browser at all, and you use any referral code from anyone, there is a high probability honey will swap out the referral link identifier for their own even if they don't provide a coupon at checkout.

they also are just lying to you, and hiding coupons that very much exist. they're completely fraudulent

paypal bought honey in 2019 for 4 billion, so paypal has been strip mining the influencer economy for 5 years now. the amount of money that's been essentially stolen is unfathomable

writing tips: give that sword pronouns

the more the merrier

"interesting choice of words" i didnt choose them they fell out of the hole in my brain

ya I was talkin to the hole

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

[image description: a digital illustration of the pokemon swablu. a person, out of the frame, is pouring soda into its mouth.

a text post by pseudocapsicum that reads, “pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird’s mouth confidently and without doubt”]

My favorite part of the bleu cheese battle is that Brennan clearly finds it more surreal that Theo is leaping around in full plate than that Theo is a sentient gummy bear.

Well, yeah, that's part of the premise. Anything that's part of the intro pitch doesn't count as weird.

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

plot armor as cosmic horror

[[Screenshot ID: Two stills from the muppet show, featuring Kermit the Frog and Joe the Legal Weasel. Joe reaches under the table while Kermit says "And now, a word from our lawyer." When Joe rises back up, he's holding a sign that just says "Don't". End ID]]