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A crab lives here

@mansand

Hi, I'm Mye! he they legend, I play dolls with characters. Ask me about them if you want a wet kiss. 16+ /blank accounts get blocked
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the communites tab haunts me like a disgusting swamp ghost. I click on it and it doesnt work yet I get notifications. Who the fuck is callin me

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driving myself mad trying to find more information on this Prince Martin guy

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completely normal in the crib drinking cream

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At some point I wonder if people who respond to obvious ragebait are willfully dumb. Did we forget the whole "Don't feed the troll" commandment they feed everyone the moment they hop on the internet or do they just like getting themselves riled up and angry like "Oh my god. I can't believe you said ten slurs in a row and wished death upon a minority group before calling someone fat. You cant do that" are you for real right now do you think arguing with this person is going to do anything.

This is a sickness I often see on twitter that makes me unfollow people because they'd be replying to inflammatory shit acting all surprised that someone would post that and clogging my feed with innane comments. It's also pervasive in the notes of tumblr posts which is even funnier to me because you'd see people with more sense going "guys please stop feeding the troll" get ignored

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i dont understand people who wanna quit art when they see a talented kid. "Oh they're younger and so much better already" hey here's my fuckin philosophy . If they're that young and that good and improved in that short amount of time that means i could too bitch. you could change tremendously in a few years and there are a grazillion resources out ther to help facilitate that. they dont pop out of elementary knowing the fundamentals them kids applied themselves, they filled sketchbooks fast they studied art online, its soooo easy now compared to how it used to be. shit dude, open a morpho book, there's books on perspective and the fundamentals of figure studies. there's shit on colour theory that'll hurt your head its so packed; and guess what the pdfs aint hard to find if you look on the right places. Sorry to be like "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" but honestly I've been bothered by how much people beat themselves up sometimes and consequently discourage talented kids because some oblong motherfucker decided to comment publicly that this reminded them that their art sucks and they'll quit art. GET UP BRO‼️

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Still thinking a about that time someone reposted my army ants art on ifunny it made me laugh so fucking hard. Of all the places, ifunny? IT BLEW UP THERE TOO, genuinely insane. I remember being curious and looking for it and look at the comments

its like goung to an alternate univers where everyone is the worst in the world

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somwtimes i wish i cared that much about shows and games and animes like some ppl here . the closest i got was the two times i got fixiated on tf2 for a week, you get that insane dopamine rush when u see fanart and shit, but usually all im thinking about is my own characters. do u know how hard it is to want to see more of a guy but since you've made him and you're one of like two people who care about him you have to make content of him yourself. thats torturous. show me him on google dude PLEASE

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my family keep stating i have no presence and as a consequence keep scaring the absolute shit out of people by seemingly manifesting and thus i get yelled at a lot so i started shuffling loudly and couging and sniffling whenever i walk into a room even if i dont feel like it so people can go "oh the snuffling of a shitty little pig. must be myeth" instead of hitting me with un identified flying objects

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i used to have a genuine phobia of gamers a few years ago to the point where I'd get the cold sweats if i even think about playing any kind of multiplayer game with strangers especially because like wizened Predators they can tell if you're scared. at one point i tried getting into tf2 and it took a week of playing with training bots until i could muster up the wretched courage to play a multiplayer match WITH voice off WITH chat off because if someone spoke to me i would have lost it. I load in as scout (i reasoned that if i was the most commonly played class people would pay less attention to me) and im already shaking like a wet dog a minute before the round starts so i go to a dark and unassuming corner in an effort to make myself as small and as uninteresting as possible but instead that seemed to have activated some kind of hunting drive in spawn because i see them rotate to stare at me, and i see a pyro called shartstarter3000 slowly encroaching on my terror corner and me not knowing whats going on in his mind i work myself up into fear induced hysterics then leave the game before the round starts. turned off my computer for a week.

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ramadan has started and i feel like that scene in the spongebob movie where spongebob and Patrick are drying up underneath the lamp

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