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did-you-know

A stray dog in Bolivia joined a monastery and became a monk. The resident monks of St. Francis Monastery, named for the patron saint of animals, decided to adopt a dog they call ‘Friar Bigotón’ from the Cold Nose Project, which hopes the dog’s story will now inspire more monasteries to take in homeless pets. Source Source 2 Source 3

AKJSDFKLSD THEY MADE HIM A MONK

are we just going to ignore the fact that they named him friar moustache?

Always reblog Friar Moustache.

“WHAT DOIN”

“We are living a life of quiet spiritual fulfillment here in this monastery”

“I HELP”

“What”

“I HELP”

I love Franciscans. They are just like that.

St. Francis is an animal saint. You can’t be a Franciscan and not love animals.

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hl2

This is from a conservative website complaining about Fallout being liberal propaganda but it’s really funny so I’m stealing it for the gays.

yell heah

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prepare4life

NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,

The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal. All the words were chosen because they have a distinct sound that is easy to pick out. Military and police communications use the phonetic alphabet heavily and can be helpful to know for talking over CB’s or FRS (walky talky) radios.

I’m sorry guys, i had to

I cannot fucking believe it is the yEAR 2017 GOD DAMMIT

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rabbittiddy

No. Just no. The NATO phonetic alphabet should not be used like this.

are you kidding me this is EXACTLY what the NATO phonetic alphabet should be used for.

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fuwaprince

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I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

I noticed there isn’t one here for Canada, so if anybody needs it, the number for Crisis Services Canada is 1-833-456-4566.

Please don’t kill yourself.

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happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

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Heritage post

Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th

Don’t worry, here’s the next 5 Years of Thursday the 20ths!

  • May 2021
  • January 2022 October 2022
  • April 2023 July 2023
  • June 2024
  • and THREE thurday the 20ths in 2025 with:
  • February 2025
  • March 2025
  • November 2025
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10 minutes ago i was introduced to Steamed Hams 

immediately afterwards i was introduced to Steamed Hams but there’s a different animator every 13 seconds 

i have never so adored the internet or humanity’s creative impulsive

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queencamden

I watched the second one first because I thought “it’s just different animation why can’t I just start watch this one”?

Hoo boy

HOO BOYYYY

Most confused I’ve been in a while

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bimbinis

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

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astrelle

nice emojis vol. 2! 

I’ve gained SO many followers ever since people learned i made the original nice emojis; so I wanted to give back to you guys for the incredible support over these days! These emojis are still free to use however you’d like, credit is not needed but appreciated! (unless you modify them/draw over them)

they’re discord friendly as well! feel free to use them in your servers ♥ 

i will rb with the redbubble link at the request of people who want to buy these as stickers!

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panicbox

When you take Hancock on the Prydwen 🔪☺️🔪

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