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I don't think you would understand.
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George: Well, Play Now is through playing. They turned the heat way up in my office. They tried to sweat me out.

Jerry: Do you have to write all this stuff down.

Darren: Well, Mr. Kramer is in a meeting with Mr. Lohmase and he didn’t want to miss anything.

Jerry: So, how hot did it get?

George: I don’t know, 120, 130…Then they sent some guys to sandblast for 6 hours. Tomorrow they are putting in asbestos.

Jerry: I guess you can take anything, but actual work.

George: Bring it on! (doing the voice) Hello-o-o-o Kramer!

Jerry: (doing the voice) Wel-l-l-c-o-m-e!

George: (doing the voice) La la la.

Kramer: Sorry I couldn’t get out of there; what did I miss?

Darren: Well, after ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated on whether or not iron man wore some sort under garment between his skin and his iron suit…

Kramer: Uh huh…

George: And I still say he’s naked under there!

Jerry: Oh that makes a lot of sense.

George: Oh, shut up!

Darren: …Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands, using it to wash up. Then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened."

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Sophia: I took classic and made it "Sophia Style"(Singing to the tune of "Thanks for the Memory") "Thanks for the Medicare For Blue Cross and Blue Shield For a hip that finally healed /Remember, on prescriptions, generic is a steal / We thank you so much!" Okay, what did you think? Now don't hold back, I can take the criticism.

Blanche: Depressing.

Dorothy: Awful.

Rose: Stinky.

Sophia: Morons, all of ya!

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