I inflict on you my modern dragodile brainrot

Random thoughts that I didn’t have energy to draw

- this is the only “safe” timeline from the canon event (divorce) ie they never fell out (their best selves)

- croc would’ve killed at rugby (I base pre transition croc off of a American rugby player Ilona Maher, she’s amazing fr)

- dragon is the singer/ front man of the punk rock band revolutionary army or the “revs”

- croc runs baroque works a company that deals with property development

- everyone at baroque works thought croc was a widower for like the longest time (it’s seriously embarrassing)

- croc 100% stares at the billboard whenever he misses his husband is bored

- dragons music is like des rocs mixed with falling in reverse (one day i animate bad girls club)

- they have matching tattoos (for luffy)

While they are both very cool they immediately become massive losers whenever within 10 ft of Luffy

Some examples

Crocodile losing his reading glasses on his head

Dragon shrieking when startled (he had headphones in)

Both running into a solid object while staring at the other; pole, door, car, wall

They have a super solid partnership (mainly because they are ok being on their own, they don’t have to be with each other 24/7) it’s not the classic I need you in my life it’s I don’t need you but I want you in my life.

News Morgan only publishes the juiciest gossip.

No regrets part 4! (now starring Crocodiles great coping mechanisms!)

wonder how long he can keep burying the past?

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No regrets part 3!

(Marco's hair never grew back entirely again..) AND we will be returning to croc pov next time!

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No regrets part 2

First meeting Timeline ; Dragon 26, Crocodile 17

Past is in dragons pov (until after Marineford…hehehe)

Thank you guys for all the support so far!! <3

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Part 1 of No Regrets

Will this be dragodile? Yes, this is just how they met and fell in love

(Croc is present pov and dragon will be past pov)

Currently croc is in impel down and the present timeline will go from there

Will this be a crocdad au? Yes this is croc as Luffy bio parent and it will go over why croc left

Will this be bio kid croc for wb? Also yes, but it’s a little different than usual lol (I think I’m funny)

This will be mainly canon complainant (can we get a vote on whether ace dies?)

Ace might be too baby girl here…..

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Birth of the Sandman

I’m cooking up an AU for this but for now, Crocodile mutilated himself so Dragon wouldn’t be able to recognize him once he got Iva to change his sex. (Feel free to ask questions if you have them!)

the words are Alec Benjamin - if I killed someone for you

Yeah so somehow I drew Miguel, don’t know how that happened… uh anyway I tried to fix it but yeah.. here we are

What does family mean?

Adding to the dragodile timeline/lore

Is it really a reunion if people don’t know it’s you?

Did I go to hard on sand and cloud imagery? Maybe but no one can stop me lol (Working hard to draw Luffy next time)

Photo close up

A response to “ I don’t think about you”

I’m deciding between a reunion comic and a first meeting comic.. decisions.. decisions.

That Dragodile has been hitting.

They met when dragon asked for directions and croc punched him in the face. (It was love at first assault)

I will starting now, be projecting my autism onto dragon and y’all can’t stop me.

(un) Complimentary colors

my breaking point for Dragodile was their colour scheme, for whatever reason they both wear green and orange. Which DO NOT GO TOGETHER, but they wear it nonetheless.

That, That is what gets me every time, not just two characters coming together to create Luffy. The fact that they wear clothes that would be each others colours. The idea that Dragon and Crocodile came together and left such an impression (divorce not withstanding) they still wear clothes and colours that match the other person more.

Over here shipping; Marace, Dragodile and Whitefist all at once like..

I decided to give Garp and Whitebeard a ship name; Whitefist (sounds like a fascist organization but its the best I got)

They are two old dirty men and I think they should fall in love

I don’t think about you, except I do.