A heart's a heavy burden

rebecca black was right. gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal

just got invited to fuktown.com I'll see you virgins later

every time i see the taylor swift tour shit in toronto i think of that post where somebody said eras tour is shen yun for white women and i lose it

AVAN JOGIA THE EXCHANGE (2021)

If you haven't shown me your cock I wanna see it, and if you have shown it to me I wanna see it again

Good morning gents

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

i literally need to be face sat by music

i need music filling up my holes

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

well i don't wanna do that.

woman do you have anything EDIBLE

are twinks who go to bear-related events the "straight boyfriend at pride" of the bear world? i don't go to enough irl bear events to know for sure but i am curious if that discourse exists at all in real life, cause it's really funny to me.

"sorry Richard but your boyfriend Miles has to stay in the car. i don't care if there's a heatwave, his bmi is under 23 he should of known better than to come here, he'll just have to deal with it"

you hate to see someone else living you're dream. hell good for him

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day

We got one very hilarious win

Normal person in my replies right now.