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This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.

morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in

evening: ................ what if we were bad

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

me: i have like 3293 things to do so i think ill start by doing none of them