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"can I DM you?" babe we're mutuals, we can touch tongues if you want

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

We never see vampires ugly cry

We don't?

At least, I've never seen it

We should fix that.

Meet a vampire, get them to open up emotionally, date them for a decade and a half, then break up

Already have a problem with point one.

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

Enki's wild temple days

More stock photos/reference pics. Click to see full thing because I accidentally deleted this before posting and now I’m lazy

OMG THIS IS SO COOL!!!! I love this!!

Smoking on that we'd

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I'm having fun part 3

ghost 👆