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if a can of ravioli fell down and started rolling at me and my girlfriend i would Protect her

He has been imprisoned for impersonating a single grain of rice

I don't know what came over me to create this

This might be my favorite submission so far

he looks so sweet and kind id like to feed him some pressed oats and corn meal from my hand

Rule

This post is so funny to me. I watched it back on tiktok, and every single person in the comments section was just ripping into this guy. They were being so mean to Coleman over this, it was unreal. But every single other place it gets posted to people love this guy. Coleman, I hope you're seeing these reposts, we accept you as part of the LGBTC+ community.

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

remind me of this

who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said

gonna start sorting my steam library like this

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess