JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

Evolution didn’t care about fittest or best, it cares about the CARE MINIMUM.

Which is a being a giant leather rice cake.

AUTO REBLOG OF PACIFIC SUNFISH. MOTHER NATURE AT HER MOST WHIMSICAL. THE FARTHEST YOU GET FROM FISH DESIGN AND STILL CALL IT A FISH. AKA FLOATING CARDBOARD IN FISH FORM.

They aren’t useless, you monsters! The fact that they eat so many jellyfish is their exact ecological purpose. They are a key part of controlling jellyfish blooms. Sunfish keep jellyfish from taking up all the available space

All hail these jellyfish vacuums who make sure the other delicate creatures of the deep are not accidentally murdered by the jellyfish

Sea Roomba, you say?

After being in Japan for one of the Jellyfish blooms these giant floating rice cakes might be in my top three favorite fish now since they eat the damn things.

just so you understand how important it is for things to eat jellyfish, this is what jellyfish “blooms” look like

if anything we wish sunfish were twice as big. We used to think almost nothing eats jellyfish, but thank goodness we’re finding several other creatures snack on them, but very few specialize in them as much as sunfish do

This one I found on r/funny

rocky horror + textposts ( 1 , 2 )

I abbreviate "Beetlejuice" to "BJ" with my one friend whose special interest is Beetlejuice and it's fine, it's protocol, it's a Tuesday afternoon, but I just did it with another friend via the sentence, "I don't even like BJ that much. I just wanna see that worm," and it was a little less than fine, I think.

NO!!!

i still can't stop thinking about this

Angry rn...

I'm going to get something freaking out there.. because it clear to me that there are people out here miss using the damn Welcome home Tag to post selfies of themselves posing in perverted ways NAKED MIND YOU to HUNDRENDS OF FREAKING KIDS

KIDS USE THIS FREAKING TAG ITS NOT TO BE USED FOR YOUR DISGUSTING SELFIES TAKING OF YOUR DAMN ASS OR TITS if you want to post that shit go do it on freaking OF or FREAKING PH! its really freaking disgusting to me how people use the tag to post selfies of themselves that has NOTHING TO DO WITH WH and exposed for kids to freaking see it.. I freaking swear... i'm going to blow it..

I hope this gets the attention of Clown and maybe they could come up with a tag specific for Welcome Home ARG, since just the phrase welcome home makes nsfw tweets pop up when looking at that tag :c

these are all absolutely genius and I’m not just saying that because my brother drew this

AND SPIDER-MAN

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE'VE A BEAST TO SLAY

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UPDATE! I lower the price of my commissions to make em more accessible to anyone that may be interested!