MCU Movies Ranked Based on Food/What the Characters Eat
I was inspired by some post I saw ranking the MCU movies based on if there are trains in them. I thought it was hilarious and wanted to make my own :)
Disclaimer: Drinks were not included and this post is NOT comprehensive. There is a 100% chance I forgot about lots of things. This was just for fun with the foods I could remember :)
Iron Man: 7/10-Tony eats a cheeseburger and Stane gets pizza. A very college diet.
The Incredible Hulk: ?/10-I have never seen this movie and don’t plan to
Iron Man 2: 7/10-Tony eats some delicious donuts!
Thor: 0/10: +7 for the pop tarts reference and scrambled eggs. -7 for the scene where Thor flipped a table on Asgard and ruined a perfectly good feast.
Captain America: 6/10-Fondue is mentioned but never shown. Zola is given a steak dinner that looks decent.
The Avengers: 1000/10-My man, Tony eats blueberries! A superfood for a super hero. Plus, the whole gang gets shawarma!!!
Iron Man 3: 6/10-Tony and Rhodes go to a restaurant and eat. Tony gets a basic sandwich from Harley.
The Dark World: 8/10-Feast on Asgard!
Winter Soldier: 2/10-Cap eats a bunch of toast.
Guardians of the Galaxy: -100/10-Cannibalism! Groot eats one of his own leaves and Yondu keeps threatening that his crew is going to eat Peter.
Age of Ultron: 0/10-Do they eat anything??
Ant Man: 4/10-Scott works and Baskin Robbins and gets a drink but never actually eats anything (bummer), but there are waffles and orange slices! (thanks to the person who reminded me about those).
Civil War: 11/10-There are some misses, but overall Civil War is a culinary win. Bucky never gets to eat the plums he gets at the market and Scott asks for orange slices but doesn’t get any. Those incidents brought the score down. However, there were excellent moments such as when Vision made paprikash for Wanda And when May shared some of her walnut date loaf with Tony.
Doctor Strange: .5/10-I’ll be honest. I can’t remember anything and i don’t feel like rewatching but I’ll give it half a point because I think Stephen mentions pasta?
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: -10/10-Nebula eats a Yaro Root but it isn’t ripe yet.
Spider-Man Homecoming: 100/10-Excellent. Peter does his hero work on a full stomach! He has a sub sandwich, a churro, Thai larb, and eats Doritos with Ned.
Ragnarok: -47/10- +3 for when Loki eats some delicious looking grapes when he is disguised as Odin. -50 for the people on Sakaar who were planning on eating Thor. I can’t deny that Thor is a snack, but I don’t support cannibalism.
Black Panther: -5/10-Uh the only thing I remember anyone in this movie eating was a crushed up magic flower. They get points for that, but lose points for M’baku’s cannibalism joke.
Infinity War: 3/10-It’s depressing that Wong did not get his tuna melt, but this movie gains points for Drax’s zarg nuts.
Ant Man and the Wasp: 6/10:Danish twists are heavily featured!
Captain Marvel: ?/10:I can’t remember this movie well enough tbh.
Endgame: 3000/10: The peanut butter sandwiches were depressing, but they are food! The death of Scott’s first taco was similarly distressing, but Endgame made up for it with 2 more tacos!!! Plus there is a diner scene where Hulk eats lots of food! Tony has juice pops with Morgan! The group all eats take out Chinese when discussing the stones! These heroes were well fed!
