sir that's my emotional support shark

>freezer pizzas are on sale today

>3 pizzas for 6 euros

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

IMPORTANT COW UPDATE FROM MY BELOVED

So like I had a big family party a few days ago and we made mac n cheese cause I like mac n cheese a lot, but we made too much mac n cheese and had like 2 and a half trays of it left after the party

I didn't really mind cause I like mac n cheese a lot and so for the past few days I've just been eating mac n cheese for every meal and I've been loving it

But today my mom goes "we better put it in the freezer before it spoils" and I'm kinda sad about it cause what will I eat now, y'know?

So I go to take a nap and I have this like CRAZY distressing dream where I'm in this white blank void and in front of me is a glowing and floating tray of mac n cheese and I try to reach out for it but my hand just passes through it and then slowly the mac n cheese starts fading away and like I fall down to the ground straight up CRYING because I'm so sad about the mac n cheese leaving me, and I wake up with tears in my eyes and I have that like melancholic feeling of having forever lost something or someone very close to you

The meme above is an artists rendition

Fun drinking game: give yourself a lobotomy every time it says mac n cheese

mcese

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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

Me too

Spirit: Stallion of The Cimarron & the Indian Boarding Schools/Residential Schools allegory

Holy shit!

Was this intentional?

Considering the rest of the film’s heavy anti-colonization messaging, the main antagonist being heavily modeled on & inspired by General Custer, the other main (human) protagonist being a Native man (& the fort is where Spirit meets Little Creek), yes, most likely

YES. It was 100% intentional. I highly recommend reading up on the making of this film. There was an incredible amount of care that went into the development.

They had Lakota consultants for the project, especially regarding the use of the Lakota language in the film (which is used sparsely, but when used is accurate).

It’s par for the course now to consult people belonging to a culture for projects representing it these days (i.e. Moana, Frozen 2, etc.) but it certainly wasn’t when Spirit came out in 2002.

This film is allegorical to its core.

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

I forgot the important context that lion fish are invasive in the Caribbean and native sharks are perfectly capable of eating them, but they are too afraid to hunt them

In many areas that offer diving, they encourage divers to kill any lionfish they find, and some found that if the fish was already captured, the sharks were willing to eat them. Thus, the sharks learned they can get an easy meal if they found both a lion fish and a diver with a spear

Belongs here rule

Even his glasses have subtitles

Next-level typesetting

Bro?

are you fucking kidding me

I see this and raise you: 

goncharoved

#goncharoving: when you made up a problem but now it's real to you (via @persbaderse)