Jerma Uzumaki

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

the podcast men…… save me podcast men…….

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

preforming my compulsions while rolling my eyes to show i know theyre irrational

feeling miserable for no reason and looking into the camera doing this so the audience knows i think it's ridiculous

saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

someone stop my saw hyper fixation

2m43s of Arthur Lester Falling (S4)

Tag you favorite fall! Mine is when he falls through the stairs <3

SEASON 1 FALLING COMPILATION

SEASON 2 FALLING COMPILATION

SEASON 3 FALLING COMPILATION

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

Imagine how I feel

Your name is Jonathan Sims you hate yourself and have self destructive tendency’s. most people hate you as well and think you are a monster and actively avoid you. You are extremely isolated. Ok. And as a bonus your only friend is the cop who brutally assaulted you and who you know planned on murdering you. twice. Ok. Oh and she viewed you as a prey item as well uh huh alright cool. she repeatedly dehumanized you as well and made you feel the most powerless and scared you ever been and actively still has to hold back from maiming you. You know this. She is your only friend because you are both monsters. You are both alone.

idk what to call this is this a doodle??

Stockpile HRT now.

To my brothers on T I know this is gonna be harder for you so please listen up:

First, if your doctor is open to it, ask for the 2000mg/10ml vial, you'll need to be careful to keep it clean and free of contamination from the stopper, but the expiration dates will typically be a year plus. Please specify the 10ml vial and not a three month supply, the difference is minimal but important.

Next, have it sent to a busy, understaffed CVS (most of them are busy and understaffed). If your insurance doesn't cover CVS use GoodRx, at time of writing it should be about $50. Our system by default makes us mark the 10ml vial as a 28 day supply regardless of the dosage because we cannot guarantee a beyond use date beyond that (as I said, non-zero chance of contamination, use a 90 degree angle and a alcohol pad every time and you'll be fine). Only the most stickler of pharmacists or technicians are going to bother changing it - if they even know the system workaround to bypass it.

Then, come to refill it the next month. If they marked the first fill as 28 day supply (you can see on your label in the lower right near the price) it will process without any red flags in the system and will again will likely slip by all but the most stickler of pharmacists and techs. If they marked it as something longer just explain that your doctor told you to discard the vial after 28 days per USP guidelines and so you were a good boy and already threw it out, this should work against all but the biggest douchebag of a pharmacist. If that fails and your doctor is cooperative, have them call the pharmacy and authorize an early fill - if that doesn't work try another pharmacy.

If all goes well you'll probably be able to fill two to three vials in a row before anyone starts to question things.

I cannot speak for other pharmacies, but in general retail pharmacy is kind of a shit show right now so a busy store in another chain is also probably going to just go by USP even if their instincts or morals tell them to be jerks about it.

If anyone has any questions or if you need advice on a situation I didn't cover please DM me anytime, or hell send me an anon ask if you're shy. If anyone's insurance requires a non-CVS pharmacy and you can't afford the $50 let me know and I can find a tech at another pharmacy to see if they have any advice that would be relevant to their chain.

To my transfemme sisters, you've got it a little easier. Have your doc send your meds with a 12 month supply to a pharmacy you don't typically use, use GoodRx if you have to, none of the usual drugs in a transfemmes HRT regiment should be extremely expensive. Tell them you're going out of the country in a week or two and would like to purchase the entire year's supply at once. A year's supply of 2mg estradiol tabs taken four times daily (the max dose I've ever seen) is $75 on GoodRx at CVS right now. They'll probably need to order more tabs in but again only the biggest stickers are gonna question it. (You can also send to your usual pharmacy if you don't take any other meds, but I recommend not returning for at least a year just to be on the safe side. It's not illegal, but again you could run into some stickler pharmacist who calls your bluff and refuses further fills or tattles to your doctor or something.)

Again, please please please don't hesitate to send me DMs or asks if you have any questions or need specific advice.

hey awesome post !

do not fucking do this for testosterone.

if you get caught you’re facing FELONY CHARGES. hope you liked voting this election, ‘cause it’ll be your last time!

“just hope the pharmacy is too busy to notice” is legitimately the worst advice I have ever fucking heard.

testosterone is a controlled substance and there are MAJOR CONSEQUENCES to ‘stockpiling’ it.

Not only that, but if you somehow succeed in tricking a pharmacist into giving you too much of this controlled substance.... Uh, they're going to lose their job and probably also face major legal consequences as well??

Please do not advocate for people to commit felonies on social media.

Especially if someone does follow this method and gets charged it could be very easily traced back to this post.

To anyone taking T:

please do not risk felony charges to get HRT.

Please do not advertise that you are illegally stockpiling Schedule III steroids, because that is what you're gonna be hit with legal-wise.

Please do not do extremely risky illegal things that will impact you the rest of your life from tumblr posts panicking over the election.

The world is not going to end because Trump is president again.

We will get through this.

Please do not risk ruining your life on dangerous advice from Tumblr.

Or at the very, very least, do not spread this post around without giving the full warning that if you do this, you are risking far more than not having access to Hrt.

This edit is for y'all btw

Hobbit AU where everything is exactly the same except that Bilbo wears the same outfit and radiates the same disaster gay energy as he did in the USSR in 1982.

I’m going to schedule a reblog of this for like….. a year into the future and it will pop up when we all need it most

The way Venom covered Eddie's mouth... 🤌✨

I have only just started listening to the Malevolent podcast, but I simply could not resist this man.

He's a silly little baby, and I do not care how many people he unalived 👀