When Watching My Team #1
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Fucking physics
Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.
Ronda Rousey is an ultimate fighting champion. And she has beef to pick with Justin Bieber.
GIFS VIA.
Fight. Him.
Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.
SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND
Enter ENOBY
ENOBY
For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.
Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal
Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
I just had to wait for this addition to reblog this post
Well, I make a habit of doing things people say I can’t do. Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.
Ianto please come back to me I need your aggressive sass in my life
i hope everyone is following TNG Season 8 on twitter because it’s fucking hilarious like
I JUST
lord jesus
NEVER STOP REBLOGGING TNG SEASON 8!
I’d watch it.
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.
i bet u thought this post was finally dead
well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming
grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running
didn’t make sense not to live for
gun
your left side’s beef but your pizza none
“Ohio state Sen. Nina Turner (D) isn’t happy with bills that seek to control women’s access to contraception and abortion. She has joined a trend across the nation by introducing a bill that would require men seeking a prescription for erectile dysfunction drugs to see a sex therapist, receive a cardiac stress test and ‘get a notarized affidavit signed by a sexual partner affirming impotency.’ Sex therapists would be required to present ‘celibacy as a viable lifestyle choice.’”
How do you like them apples, hm?
Bless her!
GET ‘EM!!!!!!!!
Awesome!
I love her. She is no joke.
I don't want my personal circles mingling until my funeral, and even then, I'd rather have four or five separate funerals and keep my family and different friend groups divided.
Furiosa thought it was cute at first, but now she really needs to go to the bathroom…
In which Max is a Clingy Cuddle Monster.
HAHA I’M NOT EVEN SORRY ANYMORE. A silly, not-so-serious follow up to these comics based off of this conversation. Wherein Max clings to Furiosa’s Giraffe legs like a Koala because he needs extra reassurance that she won’t disappear when he wakes up and now won’t let go. I therefore dedicate these snuggle shenanigans to @bassfanimation
Truthfully I couldn’t stop drawing Furiosa petting Max’s duck butt hair.
EDIT: I realize that I actually forgot to flip one of the pics lol.
Morning Reblog! For my morning wastelanders!
GREEN
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