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CHRIS HEMSWORTH in THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER (2022) dir. Taika Waititi

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Tune in Monday to watch the all-new trailer for Marvel Studios’ Thor: Love and Thunder during Game 4 of the NBA Eastern Conference Finals.

chris pratt is THAT chris hemsworth stan

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in order to combat the homophobia "allegations" I think chris pratt should come out as bi and fabricate an entire fake narrative about him and chris hemsworth being lovers (chris hemsworth starts going by hemmy so that they aren't a chris4chris couple). pratt says that they wanted to tongue kiss on the set of the new thor movie but big marvel silenced them, and #ShowtheKiss starts trending on twitter in support of their brave statement. the two of them get so caught up in this lie that it persists for several years, culminating in them getting married as a publicity stunt before chris pratt ultimately breaks down and comes out as homophobic, divorcing chris hemsworth and posting several angry twitter threads insulting him. instead of coming clean though, chris hemsworth doubles down on the lie and releases a very emotional notes app tweet about how chris pratt shattered his heart during this stressful and complicated divorce. he says that he can no longer go by "chris" or "hemmy" because both of those names remind him too much of his lost love, so he starts going by "sworth" exclusively to cope. of course, the internet collectively loses their shit over the situation and chris pratt's name is permanently ruined as a result, since he has now been labelled the man that made it so sworth can never love again.

Movement creates motivation. Rather than sitting around waiting to be motivated to do these things, if you sort of flip the switch and understand that by moving and generating that momentum and that movement, the motivation then snowballs. [There’s] some real honesty and truth looking yourself in the mirror and saying ‘These are my goals. This is what I’m after. I know I can achieve it.’ Just gotta put in the work.

HAPPY 38TH BIRTHDAY CHRIS HEMSWORTH! (11th August 1983)

CHRIS HEMSWORTH

Goes Undercover on Twitter, YouTube and Quora for GQ (2019)

CHRIS HEMSWORTH ph. by Sebastian Kim for GQ US Magazine (2015)

Chris Hemsworth and Scarlett Johansson Insult Each Other (x)

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“I’ve stopped trying to go, “Who do I have to be? What personality do I have to shape in order to succeed?” And just going,“Truly be yourself.” And that’s when things started to change; that’s when I felt happier. I got a better response; my work got better. It’s an interesting one, to have people who inspire you, your hero—if you try to mimic that, it’s just not true to yourself. You can allow them to be an inspiration on step one, I guess. But the real work is, who am I?” — Chris Hemsworth for Men’s Health, 2019