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Like a Virgin by da_petty ( @dapetty )
Banner Art by malevolent_muse ( @malevolent-muse )
Rating: Mature
Category: M/M
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Summary: John and Sherlock have been together for awhile and Sherlock wants to relive being a virgin - a little differently than the first time.
So, this happens...
Is up...so to speak. Now with more crack than the first chapter. I regret...pretty much all of it!
This fic is rated Mature because there's no rating for Immature.
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Snippet of Chapter 2
This wasn’t fun. This wasn’t fun at all.
“Sherlock?”
Sherlock lifted his head from John’s lap.
“Yes, John?” Sherlock said, looking from John’s lap to John’s face and back again.
“Busy.”
“I don’t remember this as being part of losing your virginity.” John said with a laugh.
“That’s because it’s different this time. I wanted a whole new experience and this is one of them.”
“Well, I just want to say that you’re a good..."
“John. I brought you some tea.” Sherlock said, sitting a cup of tea next to John’s already existing cup of tea - which was still somewhat hot. John folded his paper and placed it on his lap.
“Clearly I already have tea. Have you drugged another cup especially for me?
“Why would I do that?” Sherlock said innocently.
“I dunno. Why did you do it the other times.”
“That was different and I’ve already apologized for those one or two…possibly three, times.”
“Three times?! Wait?! When was the third time?” John asked, getting angry all over again.
“I’ll just dump this tea out since I didn’t realize that you already had tea,” Sherlock said, grabbing the teacup and backing up.
“Oh no you don’t. What’s in it this time? And for the love of god, why? You promise you won’t poison me and here we are - again.”
“I was thinking that we could role-play,” Sherlock said, backing into the kitchen with the tea.
“What does drugged tea have to do with role-play?”
“I uh, thought you’d be thirsty while we talked about it,” Sherlock said, quickly dumping the tea down the drain.
“You making me anything is suspicious and you know it,” John said, placing the paper on the table and standing up.
“Out with it. What are you up to?”
“Iwanttobeavirginagain,” Sherlock said, smashing all the words together in a hurry to get them out.
Ages 18 and over.
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If you haven't read this already, it's the perfect read for a Friday night :) Prostitution and JohnLock... What's not to like?
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They look so sweet
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doodly kissies <3
A fic I wrote a while ago but it's my favorite so I thought I'd post the link here in case you'd like to read it. Might be a tad smutty. Ok. It's all smut but fun smut, I hope.
Enjoy!
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Great read. Well worth the time invested ;)
Sexual themes
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