...what
This is already going wild places Im-
TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??
What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.
Naruto running my way out of here is my new catchphrase
it was this comment by OP that really took me out
you mean to tell me that they acquitted a man who shot three people (and killed two of them) because he cried at his trial and claimed self defence?? nah fam
everyone who has a problem w this post needs to genuinely ask themselves whether or not kyle rittenhouse would have been acquitted if he was a person of colour and not a white american teenager. i can guarantee you that if he was black and had shot three white people then everyone defending him would have called for not only his arrest and incarceration, but probably the death penalty. white supremacy is so deeply ingrained into america that you guys can’t even see it anymore, not even when it’s this bloody obvious
funny because we were also celebrating earlier today when a black man who shot back at cops who did a no-knock raid on his house also beat those charges. he was in the right because from his point of view, it looked like a home invasion and he had every right to shoot back at them.
gun rights and the right to self defense is a human right that all are entitled no matter what their race. you can’t stand the fact that the facts were borne our and the right verdict was dropped so you lash out with accusations of racism where none exist.
you desperately need your opponents to be these cartoonish bastions of evil incarnate or else your fragile virtue signaling is all for nothing.
well guess what, it is. we stand by Kyle because it was the right thing to do, regardless of his skin color. armed minorities are harder to oppress and they should definitely exercise that right as well.
your outrage will not supersede the facts of the case and your whining won’t change that
Seethe whilst coping OP
I'm not making fun of the great depression.
0_0 I am making fun of the great depression!
I wanna bake these just for the smell
JESUS??
JESUS????
i had no idea they were so frickin huge
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration
Evolution didn’t care about fittest or best, it cares about the CARE MINIMUM.
Which is a being a giant leather rice cake.
AUTO REBLOG OF PACIFIC SUNFISH. MOTHER NATURE AT HER MOST WHIMSICAL. THE FARTHEST YOU GET FROM FISH DESIGN AND STILL CALL IT A FISH. AKA FLOATING CARDBOARD IN FISH FORM.
They aren’t useless, you monsters! The fact that they eat so many jellyfish is their exact ecological purpose. They are a key part of controlling jellyfish blooms. Sunfish keep jellyfish from taking up all the available space
All hail these jellyfish vacuums who make sure the other delicate creatures of the deep are not accidentally murdered by the jellyfish
2024. your alex (alexa has been made gender neutral) wakes you up with an alarm at 5:30.... you thought you didn't need to wake up until 7, but your work's schedule app shows that the scheduling ai changed the schedule overnight, following the termination of your coworker brandyn, and your alarm was automatically adjusted. you feel like shit. "alex," you say, "i need to call in. i feel horrible..." you hold still as alex's camera scans you and they analyze your appearance for signs of illness. "you appear to be feeling fine," they say, "are you sure you want me to go ahead with that request?" you grimace.... you're exhausted. you steel yourself for whatever consequences are to come.... "yes," you say. "alright," says alex, "i'm submitting your request now." your phone buzzes on your wrist - the request has been received. a second notification. you've been terminated for falsifying a sick day request. a third - this one is from the property management company that owns your apartment - after receiving notice of your termination, the leasing ai has elected to evict you. within 24 hours, your smart home security will no longer recognize you as a resident. alex starts to count down
BTW you are not working for some kind of orwellian megacorp you are working at a little coffeeshop owned by a pleasant blonde woman who uses the scheduling app because its convenient and your apartment complex is a small one with only 10 units and the office staff is friendly but they dont really make the decisions and things are so normal you can convince yourself that things are normal and pleasant and everything is so convenient
*pushing a mic and flashing lights in your face with a reporter voice* the post sniffing rats were a hit. what are you wearing to next years met gala tumblr user rslashrats?
uhhhm...well......a heem heem............squeak? *scurries back into my burrow*
art imitates life, life imitates art
gluttony vs lust
The face of a man that knew exactly what he was doing.
you are not necessary to the broth. you give no nutrients to the broth. you do not season the broth. you bring no value to the broth. you are nothing.
Hope this brightens your day
jesus fuck. Hahahha
Didn’t even know she was doing a movie
ok, let me explain
I’ve never really done anything like this before. I just wanted to make a comic based on the greatest post on this website and I wanted it to become more and more detailed as it went along. It took me a little over a year to finish and it was all made without using a tablet.
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world heritage post
op link the fucking article
thanks. what the fuck
Gay⏰irl
I RLY LIKED THIS MOMENT KAHDGBKADJHB
This may be the most perfect video
‘SOMEONE PULL UP IMDB AND LET ME KNOW HOW BAD I JUST F*CKED UP’ = my favorite part
this is hilarious and the picture at the end was cute 💖✨
Good morning and tuesday to everyone except the guy who stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail. If you're him fuck you
This is oddly specific. Is there a story there?
Yeah, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail
OP you have to tell us that story, I need context
Well you see, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown
What happened next?
You wouldn't believe it but he pissed all over the mail
