Tattsun: Next one, from Manager Dance&Cities&Cat-lover. We’ve got this one from a lot of people. Zakki: Thank you! Tattsun: Thank you. "We saw episode 7." Thank you. "During the scene when Rin-kun and Nitori-kun are talking outside at nighttime, Rin-kun opened a can with one hand." Zakki: You have an observant eye. Tattsun: "It was really cool." Yes, he did do that. "He held the can with four fingers and pulled the tab with his index finger. We found that surprising. Are the two of you able to open canned juice with one hand? Is one actually able to open a can like that in such a smart way? If one did that in front of a girl, it would impress them." Eh, I actually do this regularly with canned coffee and stuff. Zakki: Hyuuu, you did it naturally. Tattsun: Yeah, normally. Zakki: Was this on purpose too, Director Utsumi? Oohhh. As a result of looking for a cool way of portraying it… Tattsun: He was made to open it with one hand. Zakki: Yes. Tattsun: The way of thinking that led to that is pretty amazing. Zakki: They must have actually tried it out, I mean we have— Tattsun: Well, we actually have cans in front of us right now. It’s like this, isn’t it? (Pssssshhtt) Zakki: Wow, cool! Tattsun: No way, this is normal! Zakki: Then I think I’ll try. Here I go. (Pssssshhtt)
…I did it, but when I do it, it’s a little lame.
When I do it, it’s a little lame. Tattsun: Um, it’s probably hard for the listeners to understand what’s happening right now, but… when I did it, the staff, for some reason, was going “ooohhh coooool!” “ooohhh, it IS cool!” but when Nobunaga did it, the whole booth broke out laughing for some reason. Zakki: Yeah. Like, “look at him trying to act cool.” “He opened a can with one hand.” “He’s trying his best, the wee lad,” like. Tattsun: “What are you opening it for, pffttt,” it’s like. Zakki: Yeah. I see that image is important. That’s it. That’s it. Probably when someone with the right kind of aura does it, it looks cool, but when someone who doesn’t normally do it tries it out like me, all you get is “oh, you opened it, good job, ahaha.” Tattsun: It wasn’t just that, they were in tears. Zakki: In tears, huh? Tattsun: Yeah, it’s not trivial at all. Everyone was practically rolling just now. Zakki: But when you think about it, getting people to roll on the floor laughing just by opening a can with one hand is a pretty amazing skill. Tattsun: Yeah, you’re right. You just opened a can without talking. Zakki: Yeah, just by opening a can— Tattsun: Please, just open cans from now on without talking. Zakki: I want to talk. Tattsun: I’ll beg. I’ll drop down to my knees and beg for Aoni to please, just let Nobunaga open cans without talking from now on. Zakki: I’m just in charge of the can? So at events and stuff— Tattsun: At any point in time, you go pssshhhttt and people burst out laughing. That’s all you need to do. You don’t need to do anything else. Just open cans. Zakki: No, I want to talk. Tattsun: You can’t, if you talk, you end up digging us into trouble— Zakki: And you save me from all of those troubles, Tatsuhisa-san— Tattsun: Stop relying on your senpai all the time! Do something yourself, dummy. Zakki: I’ll do my best! Tattsun: Hmph!
Summary of this week’s FREE radio behind cut (and I still didn’t write down everything):