Dear teenagers. You know what, adults too. Why not.
If you're gonna have sex with someone and they whip out their whole box of condams that you know they couldn't afford, you should ask 'em if they paid for them. Because you are worth more than the little pieces of trash that steal condoms from drugstores at 9pm at night.
That is all.
-love a virgin who is pretty sure asking people if they stole their condoms is the sexiest form of foreplay known to mankind-
#seriously#the very idea that these little brats who can't pay for their condoms#are gonna maybe go have sex with people#angers me#everyone is worth more than drugstore theives#or theives in general#what do I tag this as?#i'm talking about work but this is#nsfw#mktext#i guess#at least they are going to use condoms#still#stealing is bad#ask your mommy to buy them for you#ahahahahaha#but if you can't afford a condom#what're you gonna do if a baby accidently happens#good luck little 9pm drugstore condom thieves